Favorite Movie Quotes - Interesting new research

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I tend to hear more "quotable" lines from real people than in movies - the movie quotes I hear everyone use just seem a little cliched and tend to get annoying after a while.

Oh wow, there so many good ones...heres a random one

And the lord said:

First shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three,
no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the
number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither
count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou
thy holy hand grenade of antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight,
shall snuff it.

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A couple more quotes:

You guys are pros. The best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino.
Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the
middle of the f*****g desert!


"Thirteen million and you drive this piece of s**t cross country to pick me up?"
Blew it all on the suit

"youuu shallll notttt paaaasssss" always cracks me the hell up. that silly ol gandalf

other lord of the rings quotes i find adorable are from frodo and sam's dialogues, i am especially fond of
"Oh my sam...!" and "Oh my frodo!!"

then you got all of Neo's dialogue, everything he ever says, its priceless, gems like
"No...! It can't BE!", "I... dont understand" and " ... " (his excellent confused-look)

(i wanna be EXACTLY like morpheus, including black. i could do without his poor skin tho, but that black-cool-attitude is awesome. i'd just stand around and look hard boiled and cool)

ive always liked
"No, mister bond - i expect you to die!"

This one is always funny, the last line:

Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to
tell me that my mother has got the hots for me..?

Emmett Brown: Precisely.

Marty McFly: Whoa, this is heavy

Emmett Brown:
There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future?
Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?

Keeping with the Back to the Future references, I use "you're my density" a lot.

I find myself quoting these frequently:

"We must all do what we must do... for if we do not... then what we must do does not get done." -- Volunteers

"Now I have a machine gun, ho ho ho." -- Die Hard (I usually say this when playing an FPS game)

"You're off the edge of the map, mate... here there be monsters!" -- Pirates of the Caribbean

"They're more like 'guidelines' than actual rules." -- Pirates of the Caribbean

"Do you expect me to talk?" "NOOO, Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE!" -- Goldfinger (ironic, isn't it?)

"Watch the birdie, you bastard!" -- License to Kill (I also say this in FPS games, when sniping)

"Let the mayhem begin." -- Tomorrow Never Dies

This is a bit down on my list but it always
makes me laugh


Mcgavin: You're in big trouble pal. I eat pieces of s**t like you for breakfast!

Gilmore: ...you eat pieces of s**t for breakfest?

i re-discovered a favorite quote today: "Hell! Shoot! French fries!"

Ah, when I watched that movie he said that very many times, which might be why it is such a famous quote.

Hello. My name is Henriksson. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

My favourite from that film is after Krest gets explosively decompressed all over Sanchez' drug money.

Sanchez' Henchman: What do we do with the money, padron?

Sanchez: (after a brief and perfect pause) Launder it.

And when I play FPSes (unusual), I usually say this when sniping:

Smile you son of a b***h! (Chief Brody, about to shoot the shark in Jaws)

Why do you wear the mask
It's quite comfortable, I think it will be the fashion
I must know
Be prepared for dissapointment

I'm on the Goon Squad
You ARE the Goon Squad

Have a nice time destroying the castle!
Do you think it'll work?
It would take a miracle

Sleep, and have dreams of large women

Hey, Iñego, I did something right! I won't let it go to my head.

Good night Wesly, I'll likely kill you in the morning

Did I mention your JOB is at stake?

You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? Aristotle, Plato? MORONS!

Not that I've seen the movie that much...

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the Fear..

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It's okay. He's just admiring the shape of your skull

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As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown
bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much, just a tiny taste

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As your attorney, I advise you to drive at top speed, it'll be a god
damn miracle if we can get there before you turn into a wild animal

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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant
of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to
live, and too rare to die

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One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that
you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug.
Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye

"I think that all good, right thinking people in this country
are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking
people in this country are fed up with being told that all good,
right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick
and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am"

Yeah, that was both funny and gruesome, as were "You liked my little valentine?" and "Turn off the bloody machine!" The best one, however, has to be the written one: "He disagreed with something that ate him." It illustrates the brilliant yet twisted sense of humor of the villain who wrote it. But if I'm not mistaken in my 007 trivia, that quote and the shark attack on Felix actually first appeared in Ian Fleming's novel Live and Let Die, though not in the movie of the same name.


Interesting coincidence... I guess that must have been what inspired Bond's "Watch the birdie" line.