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Ladysmokeater
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05 Jan 2006, 1:44 pm

I have no idea what fraction Irish I am.... I know that Im 1/4 Polish and some where around 1/3 to 1/2 English by my best gusstimates...... Oh and some fraction of Welch and Jewish, but I have no idea how much Irish. I just know its something more than welch and less than english..... But I have the looks (red hair) and the drinking and fighting down pat :wink:


no one wants to claim poland..... but my family



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05 Jan 2006, 1:50 pm

Ladysmokeater wrote:
I have no idea what fraction Irish I am.... I know that Im 1/4 Polish and some where around 1/3 to 1/2 English by my best gusstimates...... Oh and some fraction of Welch and Jewish, but I have no idea how much Irish. I just know its something more than welch and less than english..... But I have the looks (red hair) and the drinking and fighting down pat :wink:


no one wants to claim poland..... but my family


My maternal great-grandparents were Polish Jews who immigrated to England. My paternal great-grandmother was an Irish immigrant to England. My dad's dad was English of the Viking invader variety who'd been in a family that had been in past times farmers, and more recently chefs - middle class, then.

So, let's see: you and I both have English, Irish and Jewish connections. Perhaps we are quite compatible even though I can't stomach your political opinions at all. How about a compromise? I'll climb a tree and you can come and save me and we can have a tawdry little affair. That way, we can get rid of any sexual tensions we have but save ourselves from producing a hellish offspring.

I've never had any firefighter crumpet, and I fancy some. Obviously you and I are of different classes but that's no obstacle to stop us having some fun, now is it?



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05 Jan 2006, 2:05 pm

LOL! Of different classes? :wink:

Well with those kind of family connectons you might be a cousin! :wink:



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05 Jan 2006, 2:23 pm

You're working class and I'm under class. What I'm saying, my lady, is that I'm a complete and utter scoundrel. I'm not fit to be seen in public. Being a firefighter, though, I'm sure you can put out the fire inside of me and dilute my explosive passions with your rapid-response hose action. Don't worry about us possibly being cousins, we aren't going to have kids anyway!



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05 Jan 2006, 5:06 pm

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You're working class and I'm under class. What I'm saying, my lady, is that I'm a complete and utter scoundrel. I'm not fit to be seen in public. Being a firefighter, though, I'm sure you can put out the fire inside of me and dilute my explosive passions with your rapid-response hose action. Don't worry about us possibly being cousins, we aren't going to have kids anyway!

LOL

you are too scandalous! I never really though about class differences.... why would you not be fit for public view?



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05 Jan 2006, 5:57 pm

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you are too scandalous! I never really though about class differences.... why would you not be fit for public view?


I'm just too wild, my dear. Don't let those fires burn you too much, OK? When I feel your skin I'd rather it was soft than crisp. I may be scandalous but I'm not insensitive, I hope you know I have your best interests in mind (wink, wink).