Weird Stuff (lol)

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Have I mentioned that I have a poltergeist in my house? Yeah, it's moved a cup on my desk twice, a cylinder of lemonade on a shelf once, and just now another cup moved by my sink. This last one might have been due to water and slop because I could duplicate it, but the others didn't duplicate themselves when I put things back to where they were before they moved.

It doesn't scare me because nothing "threatening" has happened, it's just stuff moving. It's weird but funny. I like to think if it's a poltergeist he's either just really bored or is like really goofy or something.

The alternative is, of course, that I have telekinesis in addition to mild electrokenesis. ((Which my mom has; she walks or drives under street lights and they go out, she has walked by light bulbs and had them explode, and her watches all die really fast.)) I have only experienced the street light thing, and computer/electronic equipment is ill-fated around me. I have a calculator that, at random moments, will interrupt what you're doing and say "SIN." Hmm... I'm either getting a sign, or being told to sin, but I can't tell which. Lol.

my ex told me the story of getting mad at a then boyfriend and at the moment of her rant, the lightbulb he was standing under exploded. they were not in the same place at the time.
she can't wear regular battery watches, they die in 6 months. the long life lithium batteries last about a year. she has never had a working gas gauge - they die in the first few months she has the car.
and the worst part - i would fight with her but try not to make her too mad. everyone she got really mad at invariably had a car accident.
yes, i had one after i left her
but she likes me now so i hope i'm safe.

i am a computer mouse killer.
but that's because i drop them on the floor

Hmm "electrokenesis"...I didn't know there was a word for that but I'm like that too. Some street lights go off when I get near them and when I get stressed out electronic equipment around me tends to malfunction mysteriously. In fact when I was working for a small internet provider in 1996 even my sceptical coworker had to admit that it was odd how one server would crash, and I'd get frustrated trying to fix it and all of a sudden all the others would crash. I'm also empathic as all hell, and that one is is generally not very fun although I found it has great uses during sex, not that I get any more than once every few years.

I do have one useless power:
If a television has a lousy picture and I put my hand on it, the picture will clear up. It works the other way around too. Useless since everyone has cable these days.

Yeah I can kill electronics too. LOL. I'm not as bad as some. It was worse when I was younger. I have made lights flicker, but not recently.

I'm hypersensitive to electricity, anything with a EF, including humans, animals and plants. I can easily sense electrical residue or waves in inaminate things too. If I handleor am close to things that have strong or very localized EMFs, it tends to make my joints ache, which is why I can't play electical guitar a lot (guitar pickups are electro-magnets). I just consider this another sensory issue related to havign AS. LOL.

I've had several more "strange" experiences, and these too may be realted to this hypersensitivity. Recent studies have show that the earth's changing electrical fields have a stronger effect on the brain of certain people, and can invoke psychic-like or mystical-like experiences and may be involved with certain forms of ESP.

I can make a broken playstation 2 work by beating the ever living s**t out of it, but that is about it.

has anyone ever tested their voltage? I did it once in a Uni physics experiment and had a voltage three times higher than anyone else in the class. In my life I have been electrocuted at least three times (that I can remember). I also have the ability to hear the high pitch sounds of electrical devices etc

I used to hear all the electronic stuff, but now its just a constant tinnitus varying slightly in pitch and amplitude. It sounds just like the horizontal frequency of a tv. As far as I know (perhaps the computer people can enlighten me) computer monitors don't have a sweep frequency like tv's, but if they do that would explain it. It seems to have become more constant in direct correlation with the popularity of computers.
My wife has a lot of trouble with watches also. In electronics school I had her hold the probe of an oscilliscope to look at her body's electric field. It was extremely unusual compared to most people's but I don't remember in what way (it was 19yrs ago). Personally, I can often fix electronic things by just being near them. The machine will be acting up and the operator will call me over and as soon as I get close it straightens up. I tell them its because the machines are scared of me because they know I don't know what I'm doing but I'll start taking them apart until I find something.

When I was working on an assignment for AP European History the night before our first big chapter test, I started to get kind of bored, as I couldn't figure out what evidence to use to back up my point (it was a DBQ outline). So, I closed my eyes for a second and went back over the documents I could use, but then I heard a strange kind of "popping" sound behind me. The first thing I figured was that an animal had gotten in the house and had jumped onto the lampshade of the lamp that was behind me. So, I turned around and saw that the lampshade was tipped over, hanging loose so that the bulb was exposed. Then, as I was looking at it, trying to see a rat or a mouse or something, the lampshade jumped up above the bulb and back downward. I looked all around, and saw nothing moving it. Needless to say, I wasn't bored anymore.