Wow
I sort of can't believe that a group of people so notorious for whining about how the world doesn't accept them for who/what they are, feeling alienated, out of place, etc, REALLY have this much trouble with a natural bodily function AND expect other people to go to ridiculous lengths to hide (which in my book equates with pretending that it doesn't exist/happen) their "farting."
Go in the other room, hold it in until you're alone in the corner, don't do it here/there/anywhere, act embarrassed if you must do it, etc. Come ON!
Seriously. Think about what a stupid shallow social/cultural hangup this is...and consider the hypocrisy as well. I'm not saying that any of us has to enjoy or savor
the odor of someone else's bowels, but getting upset/offended is SO stupid as to be laughable...
...then again, my opinion is that most religious beliefs are so stupid as to be laughable, so...grain of salt, yep it's just my opinion and all of that...
The original poster wanted to know if farting impresses girls. The question is, is a girl going to be impressed with a guy who farts in her presence? The answer is no. Most will probably be
*if* they think the guy is somehow doing it to impress her. If they think the guy is just exercising a natural bodily function, they probably won't mind - especially if the guy tries to be discreet about it.