I have had some people saying things to me because I was on a TV spelling competition and it has been getting quite annoying.
A coversation with me and some jealous idiot (referred to as ):
- : Can you spell supercalifrag... (very long word) ?
(Pause from both of us)
-Me : No
- : It's in the dictionary. (Someone else's name) told me. Ha!
And because I got the word 'whimsical' wrong, I heard someone say that word in an attempt to annoy me. I wasn't too bothered, but it is unnecessary to even try to annoy me.
One particular girl earlier today said to me 'I saw you on the telly. You lost!' I was not too bothered by this either because she was a complete b***h and I did a lot better than her.
I want to think of the perfect thing to say to people when they say things like these. Can anyone help? These comments aren't extremely upsetting to me but I want to say something that will make the other person feel inferior and unintelligent.
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