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 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: What did you do today?

 Post subject: Re: What did you do today?
Posted: Yesterday, 10:34 pm 

Replies: 101
Views: 6,369


^Is this what we're all going to be when we get old? I may as well end myself now.

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Make an extremely dark joke.

Posted: Yesterday, 5:11 pm 

Replies: 649
Views: 26,907


And now, ladies and gentlemen, the world's oldest politician joke:

How do you know if a politician is lying?

When his lips are moving!

 Forum: The Haven   Topic: Would you save humanity?

Posted: 13 May 2024, 9:08 pm 

Replies: 18
Views: 304


Assuming I wouldn't be kidnapped and horribly tortured until forced to hand out the cure, I would refuse to give it to the following types of humans: Politicians, murderers, politicians, rapists, politicians, any type of hate groups, politicians, people who kill endangered animals, politicians, Auti...

 Forum: Social Skills and Making Friends   Topic: "can you"

 Post subject: Re: "can you"
Posted: 13 May 2024, 8:29 pm 

Replies: 11
Views: 867


Reminds me of being a kid in school and the teachers would tell us to ask "May I" and not "Can I" if asking permission for something. As if they never said "Can I" themselves.

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Warning: Superman costume does not enable flight.

Posted: 13 May 2024, 8:20 pm 

Replies: 17
Views: 391


This was on a costume in an adult size, right? Not a kid's costume. Because first, there are grown adults that are really that dumb. And second, in the USA especially, they have to put that warning on it so they don't their butts sued off if some dumb adult gets themself injured because their lawyer...

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Hand Sanitizer

 Post subject: Re: Hand Sanitizer
Posted: 13 May 2024, 2:23 pm 

Replies: 6
Views: 265


I think most hand sanitizer is a mixture of gel and alcohol. I once tried making it myself, before we even had covid, by mixing aloe vera gel and rubbing alcohol together. But it turned out really badly, the fumes were potent. Putting glitter in it was even worse. But they call it *hand* sanitizer f...

 Forum: News and Current Events   Topic: Lithium in drinking water

Posted: 13 May 2024, 11:48 am 

Replies: 5
Views: 557


You'd think lithium in drinking water would help people with bipolar disorder.

But not really. Lithium pills are incredibly dangerous and have all kinds of horrid side effects. I feel so bad that people with bipolar can't take anything better. :(

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Make an extremely dark joke.

Posted: 12 May 2024, 4:06 pm 

Replies: 649
Views: 26,907


What's the difference between boogers and Brussels sprouts?

Kids don't eat Brussels sprouts.

Okay, that was more gross than dark. :eew:

 Forum: General Autism Discussion   Topic: Tylenol and Autism link?

Posted: 12 May 2024, 4:01 pm 

Replies: 15
Views: 1,331


Obviously my mother took Tylenol, smoked, drank alcohol and did heroine when she was pregnant with me. :twisted:

Ha ha, just kidding. My mom is great. :heart:

 Forum: General Autism Discussion   Topic: Discussing Suicide Prevention in the Autism Community

Posted: 12 May 2024, 3:55 pm 

Replies: 11
Views: 722


How can anyone not be suicidal in this day and age?

 Forum: News and Current Events   Topic: Allegations U.S. Downplaying Havana Syndrome

Posted: 12 May 2024, 12:50 pm 

Replies: 1
Views: 389


I think I have "Being alive on Earth in the 2020s" Syndrome.

 Forum: Politics, Philosophy, and Religion   Topic: Did PC Wokeness Kill Comedy or Is Jerry Seinfeld Unfunny?

Posted: 12 May 2024, 12:29 pm 

Replies: 40
Views: 1,324


I remember an episode where Jerry asks a man if he knows of any any good Chinese restaurants. He can't see the man's face because he's bent over checking a mailbox, or something like that. Then the man stands up and looks at Jerry, and it just happens he was Asian and he flips out at Jerry for askin...

 Forum: Health, Fitness, and Sports   Topic: Sick

 Post subject: Re: Sick
Posted: 11 May 2024, 11:04 pm 

Replies: 16
Views: 2,879


I never had covid, as far as I know, but I'm pretty positive now that I have fibromyalgia or Parkinson's disease. Or both. Yeah, it makes perfect sense I'd have Parkinson's. I was put under general anesthesia a lot for ear surgery up into my late teens. I've experienced minor head trauma from the me...

 Forum: Health, Fitness, and Sports   Topic: Worst Fad Diets

 Post subject: Re: Worst Fad Diets
Posted: 11 May 2024, 10:45 pm 

Replies: 3
Views: 319


The fact that these fad diets are more popular than ever is very depressing and reminds me how stupid and insane the human race really is.

 Forum: The Haven   Topic: America is a nightmare

 Post subject: Re: America is a nightmare
Posted: 11 May 2024, 9:09 pm 

Replies: 45
Views: 1,062


The whole world is a nightmare, not just the USA. Just this past week I was grocery shopping and I happened to overhear a woman saying to a man that she was living the dream. Then she corrected herself and said she meant "nightmare", not "dream". And then she added everyone is li...

 Forum: Autism Politics, Activism, and Media Representation   Topic: Autism Speaks reacts to controversies

Posted: 11 May 2024, 8:59 pm 

Replies: 3
Views: 621


Autism $peaks is so full of it.
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