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KyleTheGhost
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08 May 2016, 7:11 am

Oh. . . That's nice. Ash on my tomatoes!


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10 May 2016, 10:21 pm

My ex-wife still misses me....

BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!



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11 May 2016, 4:49 am

Though I don't think, Mama, you can reasonably take credit for making it rain.


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14 May 2016, 3:42 am

TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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14 May 2016, 4:03 am

Me and my brother, we're gonna rule London!


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15 May 2016, 2:31 am

We had a teacher who was so strict, you weren't allowed to breathe in her lessons.


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15 May 2016, 4:25 am

Baseball was one-hundred-percent of my life.


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16 May 2016, 2:01 am

Balloons. I love them.


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16 May 2016, 4:26 am

Hey! that smarts!
Ouch! that hurts
Yow! that's not fair, giving a guy a shot down there!


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29 May 2016, 1:37 pm

Because saying all those nouns over and over again can really wear you down.


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30 May 2016, 1:32 am

"I just got the curse"

"Ew"


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30 May 2016, 4:35 am

We're gonna elect a president! (No more kings)
He's gonna do what the people want! (No more kings)
We're gonna run things our way! (No more kings)
Nobody's gonna tell us what to do!


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30 May 2016, 5:57 am

"It was one of those cases where the police said, 'Best left unsolved.'"



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30 May 2016, 6:31 am

Brain: "No, Pinky. Never use two drops of the formula. It would cause a reaction on the molecular level that is completely unpredictable."

Pinky: "Oh, I hate it when that happens. Narf."


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01 Jun 2016, 12:30 am

Tree? I...am no tree......


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