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lostonearth35
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25 Feb 2016, 2:41 pm

When he as a young warthog...
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOG!

"Very nice."
"Thanks"

He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal,
He could clear the Savannah after every meal.
I'm a sensitive soul, although I appear thick-skinned.
And it hurt, when my friends never stood downwind.

And oh! The shame!
(He was ashamed!)
Thought o' changin' my name!
(Oh what's in a name?)
And I got downhearted,
(How did you feel?)
Every time that I...

"Hey, Pumbaa. Not in front of the kids!"
"Oh. Sorry."



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25 Feb 2016, 3:04 pm

:lol:

Timon: "Gee. He looks blue."

Pumbaa: "I'd say brownish-gold."

Timon: "No, no, no. I mean he's depressed."

Pumbaa: "Oh."


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26 Feb 2016, 7:12 pm

Harley Quinn: Here's to Gotham's Commissioner G. You lock up the weirdos, the crooks, and the geeks. You're a hero to all the boys in blue. But this time, baby, the joke's on you!


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27 Feb 2016, 5:07 am

Wednesday: "I can see we are not going to get along."


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29 Feb 2016, 11:38 pm

-SCORPION-

Happy Quinn:

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Matthew.

Matthew who?

Math you couldn't do unless you had an IQ of 184.


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Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Matthew.

Matthew who?

Math you couldn't do unless you had an IQ of 184.


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01 Mar 2016, 5:18 am

His ******* UNCLE?! How old am I?!


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01 Mar 2016, 11:30 am

"BAZINGA!"


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01 Mar 2016, 11:38 am

^ :lol:

That's my spot. [I actually say that sometimes, since I've claimed a certain chair in the living room as my own!]


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01 Mar 2016, 12:07 pm

Penny, that's where I sit.


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01 Mar 2016, 12:09 pm

Knock knock knock Penny. Knock knock knock Penny. Knock knock knock Penny. :lol:


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01 Mar 2016, 12:15 pm

I'm the flash. I just knocked 30,000 times.


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01 Mar 2016, 12:22 pm

I call being Frodo!


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01 Mar 2016, 12:26 pm

HOWARD, BERNADETTE'S- oh, she slipped right by me.


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01 Mar 2016, 12:27 pm

Captain, we have a strange reading.


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01 Mar 2016, 12:32 pm

Sheldon: We're trying to think down here, you geode-loving feldspar jockeys! And you, the notes are C, D, E, G, and A! You pick one, or I'm chopping off that tree!


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02 Mar 2016, 11:33 am

We are the bosses at blowing up Death Stars!


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