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Kuraudo7777
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12 Apr 2017, 4:52 pm

"If you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there is one thing you never, ever put in a trap. Me."


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12 Apr 2017, 4:58 pm

Caffeine will kill ya!



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12 Apr 2017, 9:49 pm

I don't know about you, but they give me the creeps.



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14 Apr 2017, 4:00 am

Hey, jerk! Speed kills! God, can't he take a joke?


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14 Apr 2017, 4:47 pm

"Uwaseri!"


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15 Apr 2017, 5:44 am

You know all there is to know about fighting, so there's no sense us going down that same old road again. To beat this guy, you need speed - you don't have it. And your knees can't take the pounding, so hard running is out. And you got arthritis in your neck, and you've got calcium deposits on most of your joints, so sparring is out. So, what we'll be calling on is good ol' fashion blunt force trauma. Horsepower. Heavy-duty, cast-iron, piledriving punches that will have to hurt so much they'll rattle his ancestors. Every time you hit him with a shot, it's gotta feel like he tried kissing the express train. Yeah! Let's start building some hurtin' bombs!


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15 Apr 2017, 11:16 am

"Papa...I love you."
"Yes, Ushio, Papa loves you very much."


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15 Apr 2017, 3:20 pm

You're just a dickless man, and that's the most worthless of all!"


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18 Apr 2017, 7:49 pm

"Don't you hate it when it get's all drippy?"

"I saw him He saw me"



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19 Apr 2017, 5:56 am

Microwave lasagna. Possibly nature's most perfect food.


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19 Apr 2017, 6:01 pm

My sister from another mister! No, just kidding; she didn't start fooling around till the 90s.


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20 Apr 2017, 3:56 am

'I could do with a bit more excess. From now on I'm going to be immoderate--and volatile--I shall enjoy loud music and lurid poetry. I shall be rampant.'



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20 Apr 2017, 4:45 am

What do stars do? They shine.


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22 Apr 2017, 11:16 am

Gort: "I'm going to pound this rooster."

Roy: "May I say one last thing?"

Gort: "Sure, go ahead."

Roy: "27 Pianos."

Wart: "27 Pianos?"

Mort: "27 Pianos?"

Gort: "27 Pianos?"

Robot: "27 Pianos?" (Makes noises, several pianos fall from the sky)

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26 Apr 2017, 11:17 am

What the f**k is this? Is this a shifter car? I dont know how to drive shifter cars. So we got a little situation here. What's funny, is this funny?? You think this is f*****g funny? You wanna know why I can't drive shifter cars? Because I drive luxury cars. Do you know what luxury is? Cadillac, have you ever heard of that. Cadillac Eldarodo, cars that shift themselves. ?



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05 May 2017, 10:16 pm

He's your father, but he isn't your daddy.


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