my favourite line is when he says in front of the man who works in the garage "come on, we're going to sprowston!" to make him jealous. i went to school there and it is as rubbish as he makes it sound!
another favourite is when the hypnotist makes him do an impression of a "scary little monster" on command resulting in him saying "knowing me, alan patridge, knowing you ah-ha! grrr!"
i heard recently that steve coogan and courtney love (who i absolutely WORSHIP) are a couple. i want them to get married and move to sprowston so i can stalk her and write her poetry.