blue_bean wrote:
You have to escape the clutches of evil, rescue the maiden from the tower, find the Sword of Whatever, trek through the dark twisted jungle, cross the burning bridge, outrun the hungry cannibals, climb the forsaken mountain and slay the dragon at the top.
You will then be presented with a moderator badge for your courage and bravery.
Or, alternatively:
Hand over your oxen, five fat lambs, three maidens comely and true, and first born child and Alex'll do the rest.