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19 Feb 2012, 4:20 pm

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I wonder why Adam is lacking a penis?
Because someone's edited it out.
Here's the original:
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And post-restoration:
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20 Feb 2012, 6:33 pm

^Eve must have been disappointed with the size of the cock. He also apparently shaved his pubies.

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20 Feb 2012, 6:39 pm

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^Eve must have been disappointed with the size of the cock.
Why? His would, I'm assuming, be the only one she'd ever seen.


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21 Feb 2012, 3:59 am

Cornflake wrote:
pandabear wrote:
^Eve must have been disappointed with the size of the cock.
Why? His would, I'm assuming, be the only one she'd ever seen.

Well, there were the animals of course. For adams sake I hope there were no horses around.



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21 Feb 2012, 6:52 am

TheFerretHadToGo wrote:
Cornflake wrote:
pandabear wrote:
^Eve must have been disappointed with the size of the cock.
Why? His would, I'm assuming, be the only one she'd ever seen.
Well, there were the animals of course. For adams sake I hope there were no horses around.
:lol: Clearly our minds are working on different levels...
I thought Eve would have been umm, more "chaste" than to ponder the wonders of a horse dong.
Then again, the place might have been alive with hamsters so she would have probably been quite pleased.


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21 Feb 2012, 7:00 am

the garden of eden was in fact the orgy,

contrary to popular belief the snake of sin is not strictly an animal :lol:


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21 Feb 2012, 7:05 am

Ah yes, the one-eyed type...


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21 Feb 2012, 8:26 am

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21 Feb 2012, 3:52 pm

Cornflake wrote:
TheFerretHadToGo wrote:
Cornflake wrote:
pandabear wrote:
^Eve must have been disappointed with the size of the cock.
Why? His would, I'm assuming, be the only one she'd ever seen.
Well, there were the animals of course. For adams sake I hope there were no horses around.
:lol: Clearly our minds are working on different levels...
I thought Eve would have been umm, more "chaste" than to ponder the wonders of a horse dong.
Then again, the place might have been alive with hamsters so she would have probably been quite pleased.

I merely suggested that she might have it for reference.
The idea of zoophilia is more in line with greek mythology, where all sorts of crazy sex occured.
For example, Megara, Hercules' wife, was almost raped by the minotaur Nessos.



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21 Feb 2012, 4:38 pm

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21 Feb 2012, 8:43 pm

I recently saw one of these bumper stickers and did a double-take to make sure I read it right the first time. :lol:

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22 Feb 2012, 4:04 am

kestrel wrote:
I recently saw one of these bumper stickers and did a double-take to make sure I read it right the first time. :lol:


...I shall build you a shrine, Kestrel, for showing me this picture, and offer you a thousand - nay, a HUNDRED THOUSAND - cheese sandwiches a day for this, your divine gift to Man.

(Also I can't quote the image because I don't have five posts yet, but you know the one, it's right above me.)



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24 Feb 2012, 3:25 am

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Pretty sure this quote comes from Scott D. Weitzenhoffer


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