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Greatshield17
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Location: Columbia-Kootenay Region, British Columbia
01 Jun 2020, 2:21 pm
CNN Draws Largest Crowd In Years
May 30th, 2020
ATLANTA, GA—CNN executives were baffled by a large crowd outside their offices and in their lobby Friday, not having seen an audience that size in many years.
"Woohoo! It's happening!" said the station's founder, Bob CNN. "Brian! Anderson! Come quick! We're finally drawing crowds! Years of hard work finally paying off!"
See the full story at, The Babylon Bee
02 Jun 2020, 2:07 am
your medical staff in 2042:
02 Jun 2020, 8:29 am
Greatshield17
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Location: Columbia-Kootenay Region, British Columbia
02 Jun 2020, 11:51 am
Clever Churchgoers Avoid Arrest By Disguising Themselves As Rioters
June 1st, 2020
LOS ANGELES, CA—Religious people in Southern California have found a bold, creative solution for in-person meetings in spite of the continuing lockdown. This past weekend, several area churches attended church services disguised as righteously indignant rioters.
"We already have the righteous indignation thing down," said one church elder. "Now, we've simply added black balaclavas, hoodies, Guy Fawkes masks, and baseball bats! We found that when we do this, we can meet in large groups without much interference from the local authorities. It's been a delightful experience."
See the full story at, The Babylon Bee ->
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03 Jun 2020, 11:59 pm
#LancetGate. Les Pieds nickelés font de la science (#LancetGate. Nickel-plated feet do science)
05 Jun 2020, 11:27 am
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05 Jun 2020, 6:16 pm
Why spend money on solving problems when you can waste it on perpetuating them?
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