Jesus Christ is an anagram

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The Greek name of Jesus Christ, IESOUS CHRISTOS, is an anagram:

IESOUS CHRISTOS = OSIRIS SET CHOUS

CHOUS means "grave"

If you know anything about the Egyptian resurrection myth of Osiris and Set you might find this interesting.

I presume this is what is meant when the New Testament talks about "believing in the name of Jesus Christ"

Most people, atheists included, find this "too much" to take in - too "scary" - too "occult".

... and there is more - included in the Greek text of the Gospel of Mark there is an anagram that identifies who Mark was!

One interesting tit-bit of information I came across was that in 71 ad the Emperor Vespasian sent people to investigate a man who was "travelling through the Greek islands claiming to be God". It was concluded that he was "harmless".

The anagram in Mark identifies Mark as 'Mark of Naxos' - the Greek Isle of Naxos was for centuries a centre of religious innovation.

So - I conclude that Christianity began as a cult, founded by a single individual, in much the same way as Mormonism was founded by Joseph Smith.

My studies seem to indicate that Christianity as it exists today is the combined product of the activities of TWO individuals, with competing ideologies - both using anagrams and other "secret" techniques.

Sorting it all out is a real "headbanger" - I've barely "scraped the surface" of its complexity.

There is a Roman play, written in the late 2nd century, in which the author describes a cult which, whilst its founder was alive, was perfectly acceptable to the authorities - but when the founder died a single individual took over, altered the sacred texts, wrote others of his own and made himself very wealthy.

The phrase "holy fraud" is used by some biblical scholars.

St Peter's Greek name SIMWN PETROS (as per the New testament) comes out as:

MORTWS PENIS

.... which means what you think it means.

Do You have anymore this is kinda cool.

This is the biggest crock of s**t I've ever heard. The world doesn't need any more "conspiracy theory" books on the origins of Christianity.

This is on a par with adding up the numbers from the alphabetical sequence on someone's name, finding it adds up to 666 (using some arbitrary system) and then proclaiming them the Devil!

Mumbo jumbo!

NEWTONSCAT= A/C TEN TOWNS

OMFG

You are the soul of all the air conditioners in a ten town radius!! !! !!

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ROFL!

Romans 1,1-17

Martin Luther, that famous religious manic-depressive, spent a great deal of time reading these first seventeen verses of Romans - for months on end he pondered their meaning in the seclusion of a monastery. Finally - he formulated his "new theology"....

.... but there is more in these verses than he ever suspected.

All the references to Jesus in these verses were interpolated into the text by someone other than the author.

Someone "doctored" the text.

In verse 1 " a servant of Christ Jesus" was added.

Verses 3-6 were added

In verse 7 "and Lord Jesus Christ" was added

In verse 8 "through Jesus Christ" was added

In verse 9 "in the gospel of the Son of him" was added

So:

Paul, called to be an apostle, having been separated to the gospel of God, which he promised beforehand through the prophets of him in writings holy, to all those being in Rome beloved of God, called to be holy: Grace to you and peace from God the Father of us... and so on.

The Greek text that is left after removing these interpolations had exactly 1000 letters ... and is "structured".

Whoever wrote the original (in Greek) was alarmingly intelligent ... he had an extraordinary "command of language".

At the time - when people wrote books, and even letters, there was a danger than someone might alter the text. For instance:

An author writes "... the Emperor is a wise man ...". then someone puts out copies reading "... the Emperor thinks he is a wise man ..." So lots of people used codes in their text in order to prove that they didn't write the altered texts.

Ovid did in his poetry, Josephus did as well ... lots of authors did.

The "structure" of the recovered original Greek text of Romans 1,1-17 is the "code" used by its author - and its really cute!

I picture the author as a philosopher rather than a religious man ...

... I rather like him.

As for the guy who introduced the "religious maniac" stuff about Jesus Christ ... he seems a bit "off his head" about something.

... as most Christians are.

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If you'd like to tell me your full name I'll anagram it for you.

I have a friend called Geraldine Marsh ... which anagrams to "shag me in larder"

... the trouble is she doesn't have a larder.

Blame the "Similar Topics" bit, but I found this little gem - this thread from 2005.

I wonder if Newtonscat (A/C TEN TOWNS) is still around.

edit.. hmmm Narrator = roar rant?

FNORD = OF DNR

I have never worked for the Department of Natural Resorces in my life.

Surely FNORD= OF RND? You are a big advocate of careers in Research 'n' Development. Either that or Random Nuclear Detonations.

The Walrus= Raw Hustle.

Or...maybe it means "new ton [of] scat"!

Which some might think was a good description of his theory.

I can't believe I just spent 15 minutes rearranging the letters of 'Janissy'. Worse yet all I could come up with was Jay n' Sis which might be a folk duo but is also lame.

NEWTONSCAT = NC State won!

And on November 5th, 2005, the day after Newtonscat registered on this forum, the NC State football team beat Florida State.

Newtonscat is prescient!

Esteemed French footballer (that's football as in the game you play with your feet, not hand-egg) David Ginola's name is an anagram of Vagina Dildo - thus proving something about him being a secret patriarch or something.