Pointless Thread of Death

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If I had a penny every time I sharted , I would have a lot of pennies

I'm going to see a band called Death by Carrot this weekend.

Carrot‐Juice Addiction Cited in Briton's Death

I must apologise for not providing any carrots of death in this video The Knights of Camelot have, however, been versed in the secret knowledge of the speed of an unladen swallow:

When i think of death, the first thing that pops into my mind is King Theodens speech outside Minas Thirith:

I'd get my favourite colour wrong too

ROFL I'd probably get everything wrong

I'm not sure whether this merits this thread's subject, but there is some stoning in it, and I reckon that the most probable outcome of stoning is death, well usually it is:

I've had Crohns Disease for 45 years... I take these things in my stride... quite literally, as it happens.

it's not nice to be scared of farting

Empty handed I entered the world.
Barefoot I leave it.
My coming, my going-
Two simple happenings
That got entangled.

– Kozan

I pondered Buddha’s teaching
a full four and eighty years.
The gates are all now
locked about me.
No one was ever here –
Who then is he about to die,
and why lament for nothing?

Farewell!

The night is clear,
the moon shines calmly,
the wind in the pines
is like a lyre’s song.
With no ‘I’ and no other

who hears the sound?

– Zoso Royo

There lays a world beyond our own,a world which is far away,very close and invisible.And it is there where God lives and the dead reside,the ghosts and the Saints,a world where everything has happened and everything is known.
This world speaks.
It has its own language.

Maria Sabina
Shaman of the Mazatec

Maria Sabina sounds like she was off her trolley on mushrooms