Constantly "waiting for the other show to drop"

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shortfatbalduglyman
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Joined: 4 Mar 2017
Age: 40
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,768

12 Apr 2024, 9:33 pm

Been working at home Depot three and a half years thus far

Four coworkers have given me rides

One of them gave me two rides

Yesterday got two rides

It was too good to be true

Something really bad has to happen to make up for it: getting hit by a car, rape, burglarized, framed for a felony and sent to jail, cancer. (Getting made redundant doesn't count, even if Tattletale tom or other lil f*****s have the nerve to frame me and plant the evidence).

I don't consider any of my coworkers my "friends"

Some of them act: rude, lazy, talk too much and too loud, stupid, don't listen, condescending, impatient, they act like they know everything

Home Depot hires convicted felons. You don't have a right to know which ass hole has which felony conviction

"Don't ask, don't tell"

You don't know which ass hole has:

Sex with the boss
Felony conviction
Psychiatric diagnosis
Gang membership
Weapons
Short tempers


So I just assume they all have all of them

Constantly overpowered outnumbered and outsmarted

Annoying lil dipshits act more like wild animals than humans

Even a security guard had the nerve to say "he looks like he got a language barrier".. (that's racist but I didn't say anything because maybe she was having sex with the boss). You can't see a language barrier and a language barrier is between two people, not one person. Everyone has freedom of speech but not everyone has sex with the boss, s**t

I don't feel safe at work but that's ok because 41 already pretty old anyways