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22 Sep 2017, 11:09 pm

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I'm bad at math and my handwriting is good. My Asperger's must be imaginary. 8O

No, that wasn't a title I just made up, I meant it.


I wish my handwriting was good. I’ve been writing a lot for school because it hops with memory but no matter how much I try I just can’t write neatly at all.



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22 Sep 2017, 11:48 pm

AspieSingleDad wrote:
lostonearth35 wrote:
I'm bad at math and my handwriting is good. My Asperger's must be imaginary. 8O

No, that wasn't a title I just made up, I meant it.


I wish my handwriting was good. I’ve been writing a lot for school because it hops with memory but no matter how much I try I just can’t write neatly at all.

I can barely handwrite at all any more other than signing my name. My printing is generally pretty legible, but I think that is simply because printing, in general, is easier to read than handwriting.


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23 Sep 2017, 1:24 am

Elvis Alive, says his favorite website is Wrong Planet.
That would drive the hit count way way up with new readers.


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23 Sep 2017, 1:40 am

Hmmm... possible winner ^



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23 Sep 2017, 2:25 am

Yeah. Sumpin like that.

"Elvis alive! And comes out as being an aspie".



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23 Sep 2017, 10:10 pm

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23 Sep 2017, 10:51 pm

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24 Sep 2017, 12:05 am

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24 Sep 2017, 12:25 am

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24 Sep 2017, 3:25 am

naturalplastic wrote:
Yeah. Sumpin like that.

"Elvis alive! And comes out as being an aspie".


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24 Sep 2017, 6:15 am

"Aspergers' isn't a real condition, just an excuse for bad behaviour".

No-one would like it - me included - but I'm confident it would get hits nonetheless.



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24 Sep 2017, 6:27 am

Asperger Syndrome studied in Russians living in Tashkent, Uzbekistan



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24 Sep 2017, 6:37 am

IstominFan wrote:
Asperger Syndrome studied in Russians living in Tashkent, Uzbekistan


If it wasn't for you I wouldn't know Tashkent existed or a certain person ( who shall remain nameless ) was born there


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