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11 Nov 2023, 2:03 pm

"How long have you had that birthmark?"

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14 Nov 2023, 9:50 pm

^ I posted this before and forgot I did. Must have been having a real middle-aged moment. :duh:

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14 Nov 2023, 11:43 pm

Can a woman grow a penis?

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14 Nov 2023, 11:58 pm

What's the number for 911?

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15 Nov 2023, 12:05 am

Will peas be animals in 10,000 years?

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15 Nov 2023, 12:06 am

Has anyone tried Kentucky Fried Rat?

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15 Nov 2023, 4:33 am

There is no 'I' in team, but there is 'wee' in you coffee.

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15 Nov 2023, 11:46 pm

I'm so old-fashioned that Matt Walsh is jealous.

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17 Nov 2023, 1:11 am

Why does my carbon monoxide alarm give me a headache?

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17 Nov 2023, 1:53 am

Why am I such a visual person? Why can't I be musical instead?

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17 Nov 2023, 5:59 am

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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17 Nov 2023, 6:00 am

What do strawberries do? contemplate that in your pipe lol.

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17 Nov 2023, 6:05 am

Sweetleaf wrote:

What do strawberries do? contemplate that in your pipe lol.

Aren’t they some sort of fruit ninja?

Did Right become the right word when agreeing because most people are right handed?

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17 Nov 2023, 9:42 am

I'm Peter Newkirk

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17 Nov 2023, 11:27 am

I don't apologise, sorry, that's just not who I am

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17 Nov 2023, 11:28 am

What website is this?

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