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16 Dec 2023, 9:23 pm

I prefer England over Germany, I look like Mick Avory and I speak with a Cockney accent.

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16 Dec 2023, 10:02 pm

there was a third twin tower

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16 Dec 2023, 10:07 pm

I love mushrooms.

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19 Dec 2023, 4:00 pm

I've joined the terrorist group Al Gebra. :jester:

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19 Dec 2023, 4:29 pm

funeralxempire wrote:

I've joined the terrorist group Al Gebra. :jester:

They used to have a lot of unknowns but when Musk took over Twitter they became more visible. They use "X" a lot.

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19 Dec 2023, 6:56 pm

I love to put on red, white and blue knickers and shake my tight little ass.

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19 Dec 2023, 7:00 pm

I was arrested for public mastication. :oops:

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19 Dec 2023, 7:13 pm

I am too sexy for Milan, New York, or Japan!

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19 Dec 2023, 7:45 pm

I want to be a Pearly King

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20 Dec 2023, 8:35 pm

Anxiety is not a real human emotion.

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21 Dec 2023, 12:40 am

I didn't buy a scratch ticket today.

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21 Dec 2023, 12:42 am

I smell like roses

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21 Dec 2023, 6:49 pm

I like it when my mom yells at me.

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22 Dec 2023, 3:01 pm

I smoke pot and I love what it does to me. I also have long, shoulder-.length hair and I wear bellbottoms.

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27 Dec 2023, 4:16 pm

The new movie called "Ferrari" stars Adam Driver and Penelope Cruz.

It also has ...Minnie Driver, Tom Cruise, and Harrison Ford.

The soundtrack has music by Abbey Lincoln, Freddie Mercury, and REO Speedwagon.

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27 Dec 2023, 7:31 pm

Monday night there was a burglar on our roof. (Dressed in, of all things, some kind or red gym clothes!)

My bride is from Texas so it did not end well for the burglar. She shot him. He was apparently in pain after he fell to the ground—it sounded like he was muttering "Oh! Oh! Oh!"

He was dragging around a big sack with stuff he must've stolen from other homes. I shoved him in the sack and tied it closed to make sure he didn't escape before the police took him.

And to top it all off, now we have some weird deer wandering around our neighborhood.

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