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"I'm an Aspie: Is a nightclub owner a good occupation for me?"

New Studies Show Autism Has A Direct Correlation To Your Chosen Birth Name

Autistic nations to be established on Mars and Venus.

Were Neanderthals actually autistic, and had to hunt alone owing to sensory sensitivity?

Did an Aspie domesticate the dog, and invent agriculture?

Does the extreme tallness of Baron Trump indicate autism?

Study shows that Aspie girls use more curlicues in their writing than social butterflies.

German Spirited war supporter is able to be all things to all people through artwork.

"Click here to join our free speed dating event!"

Siamese cat fanciers agree that Asperger syndrome should be called, "The We Are Siamese, If You Please" Syndrome.

Simon Baron Cohen study indicates women and girls are overdiagnosed with Autism.

Cure for Autism discovered.

Government study concludes propensity of Autistics to be mass murderers.

Berkeley to expel students who do not use "Autistic Person" sans "Person with Autism".

Study indicates autistics are the next step in evolution.

Kim Kardashian says she has autism.

Look at my muff.

DSM-6 adds Asperger's Syndrome back as a separate diagnosis from ASD.
DSM-7 eliminates the diagnosis of Asperger's, folding it back into the Autism Spectrum.
DSM-8 adds Asperger's Syndrome back as a separate diagnosis from ASD.
DSM-9 eliminates the diagnosis of Asperger's, folding it back into the Autism Spectrum.

EDIT: added DSM-7, DSM-8, and DSM9 headlines.

My dream would be:

Title: Business hires autists without need of interview or application

If it weren't clickbait that is.

Here's some possible titles NTs who are ignorant about Aspergers might come up with:

"My boyfriend is good at math, does he have Aspergers?"
"Hi, I'm an NT and I didn't come here to learn about Autism, could you please help me with this math problem?"
Actually, I'd come here if I needed help with a math problem, that isn't such a bad idea.....
"My girlfriend felt bad for me when my dog died, her diagnosis of Aspergers can't be correct, can it?"
"My computer got hacked, how do I find out which Aspie did it; is there like a list?"
"I heard that Aspies have a good memory because they formed a wireless neural network with each other?"

Now I feel good about myself, that my questions haven't been that bad.

DIY ABA: Kids, Try These On Your Parents

I'm feeling very Kinky tonight.