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There, there, whiney, picky little Chrissyrun, Sylkat went to all the trouble of editing HER post, just for you. Are you happy? You have a space to look at. Anything to make you happy. Unless the only thing that would make you happy is if all of the teachers in your school suddenly found 4 hungry, full-grown Mako sharks waiting in the staff lounge. But of course, you're not like that.

Is more sunburnt than even the Egyptian cones, if that even is sunburn

Stole an entire office building.
Launched it into space.
Bumped into various asteroids due to piloting his stolen 'ship' while wearing a highway cone on his head.
Got lost in space, probably due, again, to the cone.
And STILL has tons of friends on WP whom he has fooled into thinking he is such a really nice guy.
Oh, please...

Only knows this because of being a co-pilot.

Only knows this because he was SUPPOSED to be the navigator! He slept late, we had to leave without him(before the security guards came on duty), and he's NOT the forgiving type!

Only slept in late because the co-pilot kept switching the lights in the room and moving stuff stored in the room noisily.

Dear Kevin, Youknow WHAT I was moving and why...they were the cages for B9's poo-throwing baboons; I refuse to let them run around loose. And you wouldn't help me catch a single one of those smelly beasts. AND I had to scrub the floors and walls all by myself because both you and Ten said the stink was too much for your sensitive selves...humph!

Pretends to be a civilized human in everyday life only to selectively vent her disapproval of individuals she dislikes, namely those with low social imagination as is characteristic of autism. In other words, she picks on those who are the most autistic on an autism support site. Essentially, evil incarnate.

Was the sentient AI behind the security cameras at our facility.

Is intimidatingly intelligent, therefore scary, and is probably going to take over the world some day. Very scary.

(I am a minor and my AD prevents me from liking social situations. How plausible is taking over now?)

Accidentally released the plague of baboons that iactant plenty of stercora (you do not want to find out what that meant) into the rest of the facility.

The reason we had feces-flinging apes running loose is because KEVIN contacted B-9 and offered to take them for a ride. B-9 was not told that the ride was in a stolen blue Swedish office building headed out of the solar system. When they (the baboons) looked out the windows and saw where they were headed is when they REALLY flung the dung!

The reason that happened is because SOMEONE thought that K9 Control would come over and train the baboons but made another mistake in calling B-9. There never would have been an excursion on the part of the baboons had the navigator himself received enough sleep.

Tried to train baboons to do the navigation, then stayed up all night playing that new computer game that just came out.

Lost the other navigators when the Astronomican, "mysteriously," disappeared during various trips to the Warp.

The other navigators were lost when Hal opened the pod bay door. I think Kevin and Hal were in cahoots...neither could stand the baboons.