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This is an odd couch

Wop bop aloo bop a wop bamboo

Them Moose Goosers
by: Mason Williams

How about Them Moose Goosers,
Ain't they recluse?
Up in them boondocks
Goosin' them moose.

Goosin' them huge moose,
Goosin' them tiny,
Goosin' them meadow-moose,
In they hiny.

Look at Them Moose Goosers,
Ain't they dumb?
Some use an umbrella,
Some use a thumb.

Them obtuse Moose Goosers,
Sneakin' through the woods,
Pokin' them snoozy moose
In they goods.

How to be a Moose Gooser?
I'll turn ye puce.
Gitchy gooser loose and
Rouse a drowsy moose!

Oh great green grass
So colorful and bright
Although it tastes like brass
Gleams so smoothly in the night

Oh great green grass
Quick growing and strong
Almost as fragile as glass
With blades so short and stems so long

Oh great green grass
Never to know love
For you are not know of class
To be yanked out by the great, white glove

-Green Grass, a poem.

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Ya, I'm weird like that...

I can't wait 'til this December.
just the good parts I remember.
were there a month to dismember,
choose January not December.

Loop
Doop
Schmoop
Floop
^
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(Repeat infinitely.)

Endless Gibberish, a poem by Lillikoi.

eat more rubber baby buggy bumpers

Irish wristwatch.

plutonium pizza

Big blue bugs bleed black blood.

meanderingly muddled Mona Minor's mad murky mentholated mocha mixtures make mike major's Mississippi mud miss the mark.

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

The seething sea ceased to see, then thus sufficeth thus.

I looked at the PC clock just a minute or so ago and it was 07:07. the last time i looked at it before that, it was 06:06. It'd be pretty cool if it's 08:08 the next time I look at it

comically crazy Carla Cooper's coldly collected clappers creamed Charlie Collins' clattering collected clown car collision collection cunningly, cruelly, completely.