What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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Ee-yew! That reminds me of the weird smells in the library elevator. I think somebody has peed in it on a number of occasions. I've also seen it full of trash.

I had strange dream, I was inside my late parents' house and I took a psychiatric med, a tiny little pill about the size of a BB, white and cylindrical, rather like the old-fashioned little saccharine tablets back in the day. and in my dream mind's eye the pills were an alternative to a surgery that showed up in my mind in 3D, a guy's head was cut open and they put some implant and tied it in place with big clamps like they used to put on batteries to jumpstart a car with a dead battery- then put his skull cap back on and sewed him up, that by taking that pill I avoided that fate. then I looked out the front living room window and saw my sister in law and my brother arguing over a clear plastic bag stuffed full of rags [clothing remnants/pieces], i noticed my sister in law's derriere was absurdly tiny, like 3 sizes smaller than reality- and my sister and mother were across the street at a yard sale with bags of rags piled on the lawn and they were picking them over. then I awoke.

I had a dream that I was floating in the air and I could control it because it was a dream where I aware I was in a dream.

Yucky! I was told people peed in the library book drop as well. Nasty!

I had the weirdest dream last night [which is saying something, since all of my dreams are weird, vivid, and nonsensical]. I was playing this Skyrim type game, except I was actually in the game, as a Werecat girl.I was determined to go through the whole thing without attacking or killing anyone, and so I held my short sword in this backwards defensive pose [in my left hand]. I stopped at an inn and tried to get a room, but there was loads of people there already. I found a little, mischievous fairy boy [ ], who, in return for a gold coin, traded me this translucent golden ball. I put it in the purse around my waist, and eventually traveled to this bizarre ruins made of glass or something. There was more, but it kind of jumbled up with new ideas for my book.

WARNING, DISTURBING CONTENT-

i dreamt that dear abby [newspaper advice columnist] was being dentally tortured, and mean goons pried her mouth open with a medieval metallic contraption, and were shoving splinters of wood between her teeth and down into her gums, but she stoically did not let out a single peep of pain. eventually they broke her jaw and her mouth was destroyed, the sight of her jaw split down the middle with her teeth pointing different directions, was highly grotesque. what a nasty dream.

You have had other dreams in which you observed women being tortured.

Anyway...

Okay.

So what does advice columnist Abigail Van Buren represent...to you?