Funny/stupid last names

Post Reply New Topic

There's a dude in Poland named Alfons Bocian, which is translated as Pimp Stork. He used to be called by fans of phone pranks, asking him: "hi, is it Alfons Bocian?" "Yes, and who is speaking?" "Frog Prostitute".

There was a science teacher at my school called Miss Topless.

I always thought Postlethwaite sounded funny. Sidebottom is not a rare surname in my country, either.

there is a lawyer near me named richerd dick...now that is funny

Strange is a strange surname.

Butt is a common Pakistani surname.

Known some Chinese called Ho.

Would the name Dick be a funny name? That is also a guy's name. "Hey Dick" Or just imagine saying to another person referring to Dick "Don't be a Dick." That's just like saying "Don't be a (insert person here who isn't nice)" and that was how much mother used to talk to me and about other people like "Maybe she was a Sara L" (my old friend was called Sara and she wasn't very nice) and it means they are like her. "Maybe he was a Dick." Just imagine how that would sound to the other ears who don't know the situation?

My favorite. Shame they ran out of funny names.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4uC38yp-iI[/youtube]

A. Champion

Chris Moneymaker. He made a fair bit in a certain poker tournament once

My mum once knew someone called Heather Leather.

I'm not sure if it's meant as a first or last name, but sometimes I consider changing my name to Imrich. I also don't know how to pronounce it, but I'll go with Im-rick.

My friend had a boy in her high school yearbook whose name was "Poon Tang".

He was asian and I guess that wouldn't be an unusual name there but you know he must have gotten a lot of teasing in school over that name.

My mom once encountered a boy at her school who is a brother of someone
who I used to go to school with:


Surname? Baggs.

I don't want to know what this kid's first name is.

I kid you not about this one too!

I was on a bus one time and I heard a lady talking with someone next to her.

When the two ladies introduced themselves; the first lady's name turned out to be...Kelly Kelley.

Her birthday? February 4th, 1968. {2-4-68.}