Warning: Superman costume does not enable flight.

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There is this warning on a Superman costume.

It's scandalous that

What exactly are you saying?



Are you telling us that commercially available Superman costumes they sell for Halloween come with a tag that actually states that "this costume does not enable flight"?

If thats what you're claiming then it's news to me, but I would actually believe it ....because...we live in a litigious society and it wouldnt surprise me that manufacturers would feel the need to guard themselves from lawsuits by attaching such a warning.

Ya never know. Some individual consumer, with just a piece of candy corn for a brain, might jump off of a roof while wearing their product...and find that they are NOT flying! Break some bones. And then sue.

But it may sensitise the user to Green Kryptonite via the placebo effect.

People actually dress up as Superman for Halloween? Dammit, it's supposed to be about ghouls and ghosts and monsters and skeletons. World gone crazy.