Inaugural Give Werbert Your Money Post-A-Thon!

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Oh my god, I'm going to kill someone.

Jeff Suppan, NLCS MVP.

If those words don't send a shudder down your spine, you have led a charmed life. If they make you laugh, I want to punch you in the face.

Seriously, I'm going to murder a human being.

*Reenters bedroom, wiping blood off hands* There, that's better.

Um, if the Boston police come asking about the strangling deaths of 100 people, tell them I was here the whole time.

I also don't know anything about the recent rash of stabbings, shootings, gougings, slicings, decapitations, drawings and quarterings, crucifixions, bludgeonings, hangings, poisonings, beatings, guttings, curbings, drownings, phraggings, etc., in the Boston area. Nothing at all.

*Walks away whistling*

Here's an interesting fact: Jeff Suppan was born in Oklahoma, the home of the Reverend One-Winged-Angel. I guess he must have been cast out of the Garlic Paradise for eating ketchup.

I just realized that was no suicide bomber. Last I saw him, Litigious was preparing the fireworks show.

Wrong thread, CanyonWind.

Right, this is the one about watching that game where everybody just stands around.

No, this thread is about the Post-A-Thon. I just got sidetracked.

A joke:

What is the difference between a hot dog sold in Detroit's Comerica Park, and one sold in Yankee Stadium?

The hot dogs at Comerica Park are still available in late October.

Oh know people I was folding Werberts underwear last night when I found the following
note:

What I will do with the money.
1) Gold chain with a conical shape(this is the icon of the Church of Garlic
it is the tool that Garlic poked him self with to spill the blood on earth to form
the first garlic plant.) $500
2) Male reproductive organ extentsion $10,000
3) New pickup truck $30,000
4) Dating outside the family priceless

Hmm wonder why Werbert planted that fake note in his underwear pile knowing I would
look there?.......

What could a young man do with $50,000 beside cars, bling and male enhancement procedure?

Maybe some strange aspie hobby prehaps collecting something.

Who am I kidding if he does not get 50 grand to his bookie by monday he might
be shark bait.

Rene Descartes is sitting in a bar. The bartender asks him, "Another beer?" Descartes says, "I think not," and disappears.

Up next, we have the musical stylings of hip-hop artist Young Werbeeee.

Yo, yo. What up, Wrong Planeeeeet!! ! Da WP is da place ta be!!

Cruising in my car,
looking for a bar,
sippin' on my juice,
with a dude named Bruce.

Yo, dis is Young Werbeeee, straight out da suburbs, boy-eeeee!

*emptys pockets and looks at items.*

Heres a quarter don't spend it all in one place now!