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14 Jan 2017, 8:25 am

auntblabby wrote:
I love love as much as I hate hate.


But sir, isn't your love of hate the most honest form of love?


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15 Jan 2017, 2:22 am

Robbing mannequins of their valuables to pay for your plastic surgery is an honest way to earn a living wage.



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20 Jan 2017, 10:20 pm

An apple a day will keep the doctor away only if said apple is used as a projectile.


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20 Jan 2017, 10:22 pm

If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?



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25 Jan 2017, 8:50 pm

pink prickly primeroses people!


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25 Jan 2017, 8:58 pm

why is water wet?



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25 Jan 2017, 9:06 pm

Do woodchucks really chuck wood?


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25 Jan 2017, 9:09 pm

why is air airy?



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25 Jan 2017, 9:13 pm

How does eat food?


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25 Jan 2017, 9:14 pm

why is a mouth a mouth?



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25 Jan 2017, 9:16 pm

Why must we walk the path, rather than path the walk?


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25 Jan 2017, 9:50 pm

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25 Jan 2017, 10:04 pm

why can't verbs be nouns and adverbs be adjectives?



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25 Jan 2017, 10:08 pm

because 2 will never equal 3.


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25 Jan 2017, 10:11 pm

if 42 is the answer to the universe, is 24 the question?



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26 Jan 2017, 10:20 am

Some idiot actually asked this question to Denis Istomin:

Is it true this Istomin guy has eleven toes?

Denis responded:

No, but I wear a size thirteen shoe, so I have thirteen toes.

Go, Denis!