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26 Nov 2017, 10:13 pm

Joe90 wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

RetroGamer87 wrote:

Don't feel bad, I was just trying to make up a really dumb quote, as per the title of this thread.

I think it would be a better thread if it was made where one person would say something stupid, followed by somebody else saying something smart. :idea:

I got the thread idea from something I found on Google called "dumbest things ever posted on Facebook". I couldn't get enough of those dumb things, so I thought I'd create a thread here for people to make up some dumb posts as a laugh. :lol:

If you like dumb things from the internet, try listening to the F Plus. It's a compilation of dumb things from all over the web.

https://thefpl.us/episode

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