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01 Oct 2017, 6:36 pm

How much wood would a wood chip chip if a wood chip could chip?

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If a penny piece falls out the sky for a thousand feet and lands on my head, will I feel it?

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01 Oct 2017, 7:31 pm

Surely computers were around in Biblical times. Didn't Adam have an apple?

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If I built a T.A.R.D.I.S, went back in time and stopped myself being born, would I still be here?

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02 Oct 2017, 4:19 pm

"Ain't I a stinker?" Bugs Bunny

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02 Oct 2017, 4:45 pm

NewTime wrote:

Surely computers were around in Biblical times. Didn't Adam have an apple?

And the Lord provided the RAM!

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02 Oct 2017, 6:18 pm

naturalplastic wrote:

NewTime wrote:

Surely computers were around in Biblical times. Didn't Adam have an apple?

And the Lord provided the RAM!

And Eve gave Cain and Abel a mouse

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02 Oct 2017, 9:02 pm

Bugs Bunny saying "what's up, doc?" isn't dumb. Unless you travel for miles through a hot, steamy jungle in search of Dr. Livingston, and then when you finally do find him, you ask "What's up, doc?", and then laugh hysterically like Bert and Ernie did. :lol:

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03 Oct 2017, 1:24 am

Where does milk come from?

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03 Oct 2017, 1:37 am

I'm celebrating my sobriety by drinking a bottle of vodka

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03 Oct 2017, 9:15 am

My favorite Bugs Bunny quote is, "Anyone For Tennis?" I used that as a speech title to describe my first day of tennis lessons. I picked up a tennis racquet for the first time at age 50, a late age to begin lessons, but my instructor has taught people even older, who are now participating in senior tournaments.

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03 Oct 2017, 9:19 am

Is mayonaise an instrument?

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03 Oct 2017, 1:41 pm

Do Leprechauns exist?

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03 Oct 2017, 8:56 pm

PBL187 wrote:

naturalplastic wrote:

NewTime wrote:

Surely computers were around in Biblical times. Didn't Adam have an apple?

And the Lord provided the RAM!

And Eve gave Cain and Abel a mouse

That doesn't work because AFAIK that didn't happen in the Bible.

But in Genesis the Lord actually does provide Abraham with a "ram" (the animal) to sacrifice on an alter (like Adam and Eve had an apple/Apple).

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