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13 Feb 2018, 2:39 pm

calamity janet didn't do as well as her sister.



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13 Feb 2018, 4:32 pm

Wait, Ash Wednesday is also Valentine's Day. Does that mean people have to give up dating and romance until Easter Sunday? Does it also mean the people who get chocolates from their partner cannot eat them until Easter Sunday?


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13 Feb 2018, 4:48 pm

to avoid such problems, just get drunk off your @$$ until it all passes by.



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13 Feb 2018, 6:14 pm

If blackberries are black, and blueberries are blue, then why aren't strawberries called redberries?


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13 Feb 2018, 6:22 pm

where does onomatopoeia pee at?



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13 Feb 2018, 6:37 pm

What does WTF stand for?
What the f**k
What was wrong with my question??

What does LMAO stand for?
Laughing my ass off
What at?

What does SANP stand for?
Send a naked picture
Perv!! ! *unfriends*

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13 Feb 2018, 6:54 pm

what does SABP mean? :bounce: :bounce:



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13 Feb 2018, 11:22 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
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if we are going to include hilarious bungles in construction then this is a good one....

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You could probably have a separate thread for it ( this looks fake but there are some stoopid people out there )

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yes the one you showed is highly unlikely because bridge builders are a cut above ordinary construction workers and they would have seen the problem long before it got to that stage.

the one i showed is plausible because in russia (for example) each contractor works from an architects plan, and they do not question it if it looks wrong. they just want to get paid for the job.
the architects are obviously rather drunk at the time of many of these bungles.

here is a classic
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13 Feb 2018, 11:24 pm

another one....

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14 Feb 2018, 8:28 am

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here is a classic
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That's the way stairs are supposed to be. Finally someone got it right :lol:


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15 Feb 2018, 1:32 am

PBL187 wrote:
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here is a classic
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That's the way stairs are supposed to be. Finally someone got it right :lol:

heh...(i guess)
the only benefit i can see from this bungle is that it looks like a middle eastern building.
it seems to offer a high point for isis fighters to run up to to defend from attacks.
if they all run madly up the stairs, then they will knock themselves out (when their heads hit the top of the first flight) and fall sideways off to the ground.
once all the isis fighters in that location have been knocked out, they can just be bulldozed into the back of a truck and taken away.



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15 Feb 2018, 11:47 am

b9 wrote:
PBL187 wrote:
b9 wrote:
here is a classic
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That's the way stairs are supposed to be. Finally someone got it right :lol:

heh...(i guess)
the only benefit i can see from this bungle is that it looks like a middle eastern building.
it seems to offer a high point for isis fighters to run up to to defend from attacks.
if they all run madly up the stairs, then they will knock themselves out (when their heads hit the top of the first flight) and fall sideways off to the ground.
once all the isis fighters in that location have been knocked out, they can just be bulldozed into the back of a truck and taken away.


Haha


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15 Feb 2018, 12:15 pm

Does chocolate milk come from strawberry flavored cows?



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15 Feb 2018, 12:41 pm

Do strawberry-colored cows come from chocolate-flavored mothers?



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15 Feb 2018, 3:24 pm

Do chocolate-flavoured mothers breed with cocoa fathers?


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15 Feb 2018, 4:05 pm

Do marshmallow peeps come from marshmallow chickens?


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