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27 Feb 2018, 1:24 am

there's a gentleman standing outside with a very large chocolate woman.

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27 Feb 2018, 1:26 am

german chocolate or English?

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27 Feb 2018, 1:43 am

Romanian chocolate.

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27 Feb 2018, 2:29 am

never had me any o'that. is it anything like Russian chocolate? as far as I now, anything not dark chocolate or milk chocolate might as well be Tralfamadorean chocolate.

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27 Feb 2018, 2:30 am

i was trying to be dumb :oops:

can i call you auntcrabby if you get angry?

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27 Feb 2018, 2:35 am

you can call me anything 'cept for a GOPer.

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27 Feb 2018, 2:37 am

ok, gopher.

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27 Feb 2018, 2:41 am

i had to sell all my clothes, to get enough money for a washing machine.

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27 Feb 2018, 3:25 am

I made a mess that TP couldn't fix, so I hadda take another shower. :oops:

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27 Feb 2018, 3:26 am

i'm selling my car so i can afford gas.

(i mean 58 bucks to fill a tank???)

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27 Feb 2018, 3:34 am

if it's called "premium gas," it oughta pay for itself then.

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27 Feb 2018, 3:35 am

for that price i oughta get 1000 miles to the tank :bounce:

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27 Feb 2018, 5:21 am

How many miles per gallon do electric cars get?

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27 Feb 2018, 5:30 am

depends on how fast you're pedaling.

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27 Feb 2018, 12:19 pm

One good way to not lose your house keys: leave your house keys at home when you go out!

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27 Feb 2018, 3:03 pm

how can things stink to heaven when heaven only has good smells?

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