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12 Feb 2018, 5:59 pm

Why aren't piccolos made of pickles?

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12 Feb 2018, 6:11 pm

Zucchini is just another word for Squash.

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12 Feb 2018, 7:15 pm

SaveFerris wrote:

looks more like a clock cleaner to me

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13 Feb 2018, 12:07 am

ad for product (any product will do that fits the blurb)

"buy one, get one free!"

that is such good news! i would ring the number and say "i only need one of them, so i'll take the free one thanks"

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13 Feb 2018, 12:09 am

SaveFerris wrote:

the reason that one does not really work is because there would be no bridging between positive and negative, so if you stuck a key in it nothing would happen. (i think)

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13 Feb 2018, 12:27 am

if we are going to include hilarious bungles in construction then this is a good one....

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13 Feb 2018, 12:29 am

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13 Feb 2018, 12:32 am

why doesn't anybody bring back recording sound with acoustic horns? for the "American Epic Sessions" in 2016 they resuscitated a 1929 Scully phonograph lathe and Western Electric amplifiers/microphones to record a few dozen artists on 78 rpm records done as was practiced back in 1929, so let 'em take it another step back, all the way back, to the beginning of recorded sound. :idea: :dj:

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13 Feb 2018, 5:06 am

Man the longboat? Don't forget to woman the shortboat!

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13 Feb 2018, 6:08 am

b9 wrote:

SaveFerris wrote:

the reason that one does not really work is because there would be no bridging between positive and negative, so if you stuck a key in it nothing would happen. (i think)

I'll take your word on that , luckily my keys are nice and clean :lol:

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13 Feb 2018, 6:11 am

b9 wrote:

if we are going to include hilarious bungles in construction then this is a good one....

You could probably have a separate thread for it ( this looks fake but there are some stoopid people out there )

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13 Feb 2018, 2:01 pm

A 5-month-old has had cardiac arrest, how could they arrest a baby? The law is so stupid sometimes...

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13 Feb 2018, 2:09 pm

I’m a cardiac lawyer, I can help.

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13 Feb 2018, 2:12 pm

Stole this from Terry Pratchett: it's what Mustrum Ridcully has on his desk at Unseen University:

"When you're up to your @$$ in alligators, today is the first day of the rest of your life."

... much, much too true.

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13 Feb 2018, 2:31 pm

the law is an asp.

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13 Feb 2018, 2:35 pm

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