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24 Nov 2017, 4:31 am

auntblabby wrote:
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free until you have to take a number and reincarnate. IOW there is no "freedom."


Can't I just take the number and skip the reincarnation? I hate repeats

if you read the late Robert Monroe's books, you will get answers. but in summary, you may not be in as good a place as you might wish, if you do not take the number and reincarnate eventually. it is like school, you can't graduate until you complete all the classes [lives on earth].


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24 Nov 2017, 9:17 am

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24 Nov 2017, 8:47 pm

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24 Nov 2017, 8:56 pm

Four snores and seven beers ago, our father unleashed a tremendous fart, which caused mother to drop the fragile glass snow globe of Baby Jesus that had been painstakingly crafted by the people, for the people, with liberty and justice for all.



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24 Nov 2017, 10:02 pm

F.A.R.T. is an acronym which stands for-
Fetid
Alimentary
Released
Toot



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25 Nov 2017, 12:10 am

auntblabby wrote:
F.A.R.T. is an acronym which stands for-
Fetid
Alimentary
Released
Toot


Really? I thought it stood for foul, arse, rips, tulips.

Learn something new every day


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25 Nov 2017, 12:31 am

Actually it's Alimentarily


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25 Nov 2017, 12:56 am

RetroGamer87 wrote:
Actually it's Alimentarily

dang it, you're right. :oops: :wall:



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25 Nov 2017, 1:00 am

Don't feel bad, I was just trying to make up a really dumb quote, as per the title of this thread.


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25 Nov 2017, 1:11 am

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Don't feel bad, I was just trying to make up a really dumb quote, as per the title of this thread.

I think it would be a better thread if it was made where one person would say something stupid, followed by somebody else saying something smart. :idea:



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26 Nov 2017, 11:02 am

Who needs expensive awesome goods when you can buy cheap awful crap


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26 Nov 2017, 1:43 pm

auntblabby wrote:
RetroGamer87 wrote:
Don't feel bad, I was just trying to make up a really dumb quote, as per the title of this thread.

I think it would be a better thread if it was made where one person would say something stupid, followed by somebody else saying something smart. :idea:


I got the thread idea from something I found on Google called "dumbest things ever posted on Facebook". I couldn't get enough of those dumb things, so I thought I'd create a thread here for people to make up some dumb posts as a laugh. :lol:


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26 Nov 2017, 2:22 pm

Today is Sunday, but it's not sunny out at all. It's very cloudy. Maybe we should call it Cloudday or Overcastday today instead.



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26 Nov 2017, 5:08 pm

If the ref invalidates a touchdown in American Football, let's call it a touchback. Oh wait, that term is already taken. :P



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26 Nov 2017, 6:51 pm

I think those sports officials should be called "refpires" or "umferies."