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19 Sep 2017, 4:52 pm

B19 wrote:

B19 needs ambulance for unstoppable laughter due to Raliegh's posting on this thread.

Sorry, B19, I'll try to behave myself. :lol:

It'll be hard.

Hope there's no backlash from these suggestions.
Feel like I should print a disclaimer:

*not the personal opinion of the poster.

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19 Sep 2017, 4:57 pm

- Why aspie women are all ugly men-hating feminazis! (I'm an aspie woman so it's okay to say that, right?)

- U spergs r awl so stuped an u awl need 2 kil yurselvs!1!

- I lost 67 lbs. on the Stitch Your Mouth Shut Diet!

- Autism symptoms reduced by leech therapy

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19 Sep 2017, 5:05 pm

I don’t know why but making fun of people who post ignorant opinions with ridiculous haXor spelling always makes me laugh. You made me laugh out loud. It’s kinda like fart jokes, their always funny.

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19 Sep 2017, 11:10 pm

mother teresa'a diary reveals she was a meth addicted lesbian.

story: the recent discovery of mother teresa'a diary has revealed a life long struggle with an addiction to methamphetamines, and an insatiable lesbian sexual appetite....."

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19 Sep 2017, 11:15 pm

another royal related one....

"prince philip charged with obscene exposure at female royal military parade"

story: prince philip, 96, is believed to be suffering from dementia after he publicly exposed his genitals before a line up of female cadets in a manchester military parade. he was later found wandering around the streets with only a dressing gown on, and seemingly in a bewildered state"

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20 Sep 2017, 7:15 am

What every Aspie needs to know.

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20 Sep 2017, 7:30 am

Gluten-free diets are now bad for you. All people must be getting bread and milk into their diets for strong bones and regularity.

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20 Sep 2017, 7:32 am

Aspies would be better off on the battlefield than in the bedroom.

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20 Sep 2017, 9:04 am

I'd like to see tennis commentators go on the "Stitch Your Mouth Shut Diet!"

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20 Sep 2017, 9:32 am

AspieSingleDad wrote:

Here's some possible titles NTs who are ignorant about Aspergers might come up with:

"My boyfriend is good at math, does he have Aspergers?"
"Hi, I'm an NT and I didn't come here to learn about Autism, could you please help me with this math problem?"
Actually, I'd come here if I needed help with a math problem, that isn't such a bad idea.....
"My girlfriend felt bad for me when my dog died, her diagnosis of Aspergers can't be correct, can it?"
"My computer got hacked, how do I find out which Aspie did it; is there like a list?"
"I heard that Aspies have a good memory because they formed a wireless neural network with each other?"

AspieSingleDad wrote:

So here's a theme where NTs are in a relationship with Aspies and they are overprotective of the Aspie:

"My boyfriend is an Aspie and he just ate two 6 ounce yogurts. Should I be worried?"
"I really like this guy who's an Aspie. If I have a physical relationship with him, will I corrupt him?"
"When cleaning the gutters, should I have my Aspie where a helmet?"
"I secretly record video of my Aspie guy to keep him safe, but there's a two hour gap today. What should I do?!"
"I love an Aspie girl, and I want to protect her. How do I keep her from getting the mail on her own?"

These are good.

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20 Sep 2017, 9:36 am

MoatsArt wrote:

Aspies discover revolutionary new contraceptive: Their personalities

btw, I'm an Aspie, so can get away with saying stuff like that.... can't I?

Haha!! ! I like your sense of humour!

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20 Sep 2017, 9:57 am

"Crash course on getting (and keeping) a girlfriend for Aspie men".

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20 Sep 2017, 10:03 am

"How to make friends when you have autism."

-LegoMaster2149 (Written on September 20, 2017)

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20 Sep 2017, 10:05 am

How to make friends, and not influence people....

Were Cro-Magnons the NT's of Europe circa 35,000 BC---and did they have it in for the Autistic Neanderthals?

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20 Sep 2017, 12:43 pm

"Is _______ linked to autism?"
"Is autism really a disability?"
"Is it okay to expose my aspie to sunlight?"
"Can autistic people cry?"

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20 Sep 2017, 1:58 pm

Why does this aspie (whom I'm not interested in romantically) not shower me with love now he's realised the truth?

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