16 things to do at K-Mart

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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling toy guns in the toys department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!! !!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

I am laughing frantically - oh wow! I dare you to try just one.....tell us what happens to you. If I lived in your area, I'd come bail you out of the federal penitentiary, ok? Mental note: Never go shopping with FleaCircus or, if so, say, "Who? I don't know that person!" RUN

....I'm still giggling!

I'LL DO IT!


Which one do you guys want me to do?


We don't have K-Mart here, but we do have Wal-Mart! I'll do one of those in Wal-Mart! Any one! Someone dare me!

HAHAHAHA, that was funny, we definatly need more funny posts on here.


My favorite are number 8, its good to create a little chaos every now and then, keeps ppl on their toes and adds a little spice to life.

I remember like 20 years ago I heard on the PA system in a Walmart "everyone in the in zone". At which time I was greeted by no less than 10 happy employees asking me if I needed help one after another. I guess showing up to the pharmacy section in military BDU's got them anxious.

I had a friend do that once with the alarm clock thing, and another used to hide on the opposite side of the divider thingie with the weight scales. Every time someone would stand on a scale, he would scream and plead for them to "get off of me! I didn't do anything to you!"

Another friend and I used to play Marco Polo in the store... she was asked to leave once, but told them she had to find me before she could go because I was her ride home... lol.

That was a hilarious post! Glad someone is thinking outside the box store. Fight the power. Down with the Man!

Me and my little brother used to play the old "gag cart" game at K-Marts and Wal-Marts when we were kids, filling up shopping carts to the brim with garbage like sombreros, nightcrawlers, adult diapers, air conditioners (!), etc., and racing against each other around the store. One time I stocked up on ALL the eggs.

Later we changed the game, like filling up carts with stuff stolen from other carts, the funnier the better. Usually ended up with alot of panties and prescriptions.

I vote for this one because I think it would be hilarious:



But I'm embarrassed for you, even just imagining you actually doing it...I'd never have the guts!

When I lived in Anchorage (I'm further North, in the Interior) I saw a sign I will NEVER forget - hilarious! It was posted at a small video rental shop and read:

HELP WANTED - NOW HIRING FOR POSITION

Exorcist




Really! The video store meant (I think) the DVD, "Exorcist," was the featured movie of the week, and separately, firstly, they were wanting to hire a new video clerk. Somehow, in the translation, the sign looked just.....wrong. Or, maybe the video store really did need an exorcist! You never know. Still - too funny! Hey, FleaCircus - I may have find your dream job!

Notion seconded

I agree! As to the "to do" list for K-Mart, I can't decide which one is my favorite.

Good thing I don't have someone like FleaCircus with me when I'm shopping or else I could see myself easily getting into trouble! Alone, I'd only think of such things...but add another person with the same thoughts and oh, oh...

I like the part about the toilet paper.

How did you come up with 16 of those? My favorite is at Wal-Mart to fill a shopping basket to the brim with guns and ammo and ask the clerk where they keep the ski masks.

LOL!! !

Do 9.

19. Post official-looking notices in the bathroom and changing room stalls saying that the toilet/changing areas are under video surveillance.

20. Get a job at the store, get a uniform, get fired. Disguise yourself with a wig and fake tanning spray and other stuff, put on the uniform, go in. Hide in the store until it closes, then come out and loot the place... put on lots of the clothes, pig out on the food, go on the net, take a bunch of stuff out with you like a laptop and that.

fleacircus that is hilarious
genius-I bow to you