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27 Jan 2017, 9:47 pm

how many people here have enemies in low places?



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29 Jan 2017, 3:13 am

Is the dishwasher purple or the frisky monkey? I could handle a monkey tinged by lilac lust but a purple dishwasher is not something I would put a dice into let alone a grater, I would be coughing up purple bubbles as opposed to my pristine transparent ones, I can only foam at the mouth in a haze of perplexing hoaxes crafted by purported perpetual and infallibly inflatable spheres of influential standing, don't let me see that primate in my dressing gown ever again or I'll return the dishwasher you decorated so delicately.



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29 Jan 2017, 3:28 am

brilliant darkness on display here for a good while now.



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30 Jan 2017, 1:39 pm

The Country of Turkey does not display a turkey on its flag, which is just wrong.


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31 Jan 2017, 7:44 am

the official Washington state song NEEDS to be "Louie Louie."



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01 Feb 2017, 6:18 pm

Sometimes when I walk backwards, it feels like the whole world is going in reverse......
Same with walking forwards, it's like everything is going in fast motion.....



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01 Feb 2017, 6:36 pm

I still have trouble with the very concept of things that lack any moving parts, still wearing out. :scratch:



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09 Feb 2017, 9:32 pm

Keep your feet off the upholstery, Ronnie.


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09 Feb 2017, 9:55 pm

what's the frequency, Kenneth?



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09 Feb 2017, 10:03 pm

People think I'm weird for liking the Bay City Rollers and other bubblegum 70s pop. Joey Ramone did. I'm in great company.


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09 Feb 2017, 10:05 pm

phghlap.



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10 Feb 2017, 2:54 am

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10 Feb 2017, 4:24 am

cats are from mars. :alien:



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10 Feb 2017, 12:09 pm

auntblabby wrote:
"i'm a fern can, too!" [guess who said that, and why]


Oscar from sesame street :?



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11 Feb 2017, 2:45 am

Moondancer wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
"i'm a fern can, too!" [guess who said that, and why]


Oscar from sesame street :?

this guy-
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Archibald_Spooner



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11 Feb 2017, 6:59 am

auntblabby wrote:
Moondancer wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
"i'm a fern can, too!" [guess who said that, and why]


Oscar from sesame street :?

this guy-
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Archibald_Spooner[/

Can he read?)