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This would make for a GREAT Meowth boss fantasy although I don't think TPCi would agree. Nor would the Fox legal department.

*Meowth goes skiing for the first time and suddenly begins hurtling down a hill*
Meowth: Uh oh... okay don't panic, remember what the instructor said!
*The instructor appears in his thought bubble*
Instructor: Ever get into trouble, all you need to do is... *he is replaced by Giovanni wiggling what Madame Boss gave him in a skintight ski suit*
Giovanni: Feels like I'm wearing... nothing at all!
Nothing at all!
NOTHING AT ALL!
Meowth: Ack! Stupid sexy Giovanni!

Moi j'ai quitté mon pays bleu, et je n'ai pas su lui dire adieu.

Huh?

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Ya, I'm weird like that...

My boss fantasies would NOT be allowed on a kids show

ghlap.

Never ever eat a cold mixed salad outside in this weather. Learn from my mistakes, people.

f you walk backwards in sandals, are they flop flips?

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Ya, I'm weird like that...

Don't say that you love me!

why don't they spell it "santa claws"?

Sometimes I can't believe Giovanni reproduced... although it shouldn't surprise me. He's what the girls (and boys and others so inclined) love.

ghote.

I wish I looked more like a young Bryan Ferry.

I wouldn't mind looking more like a young john Cameron Mitchell.

Fleetwood Mac have a man called Lindsey and a girl called Stevie. I like that a lot

if god gives you lemons, find a new god.

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