grape colored grapes for me.
spudnik wrote:
Duck and Grape Joke
A duck walks into a hardware store and says to the clerk "Got any grapes?"
The clerk says, patiently, "No, this is a hardware store, we don't have any grapes, try a grocery."
The duck leaves.
The next day the same duck walks into to the same hardware store and says to the clerk "Got any grapes?"
The clerk says, a little less patiently, "No! Like I told you yesterday, this is a hardware store, we don't sell grapes here."
The duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks into the store again and says to the clerk, "Got any grapes?"
By this time the clerk is thoroughly pissed off with the duck and says "No! We don't have any f***ing grapes! This is a hardware store! If you come in here and ask me again I'm going to nail your f***ing feet to the floor!"
The duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks into the hardware store and says to the clerk, "Got any nails?"
The clerk, relieved, says, "Finally! A sensible question! But no, I'm sorry, we're all out of nails, I just sold the last package."
And then the duck says, "Good. In that case ... got any grapes?
Nice, I didn't know it was a duck. Here's my version:
A duck walks into a hardware store and says to the clerk "Got any grapes?"
The clerk says, patiently, "No, this is a hardware st....wait. What in hell?"
The duck asks again "Got any grapes?"
The clerk seemingly aggravated screams "AHHHHHH!! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK! YOU'RE A DUCK!"