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omega
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08 Jan 2006, 9:49 am

just testing, sry



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08 Jan 2006, 11:26 am

Wait! I didn't get a chance to study. No one said there was going to be a test. Is it essay or multiple choice? Maybe true false... no not true/ false that's too easy.

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!! !


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08 Jan 2006, 12:33 pm

Your avatar didn't appear...

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08 Jan 2006, 3:01 pm

Emettman wrote:
Your avatar didn't appear...
ok ok, I will upload my test avatar soon :-)



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08 Jan 2006, 3:28 pm

sorry i'm late.
what question are we up to?


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09 Jan 2006, 3:29 am

ehhhh actually I was not about to take a test, but I was just testing :-)



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09 Jan 2006, 3:33 am

So what are You testing in the end.


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09 Jan 2006, 3:40 am

I was testing to see what happens if I start a test thread :-)



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09 Jan 2006, 3:47 am

Ok, maybe a little yoke would be nice then?

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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the
computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept
up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be
driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release
stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all
be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would Crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to
buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You
would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows,
shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could
continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause
your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would
have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was
reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on
only
five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all
be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed an Illegal Operation"
warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out
and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door
handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn
how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate
in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.