ani madaberet ivrit, aval kvar harbe zman lo dibarti be ivrit, ki ein israelim eyfo she ani gara; ani mishtadelet likro sfarim bishvil lo lishkoah et ha safa. israelim, tesapru ktzat al atzmechem!
I speak Hebrew, but I haven't spoken it for some time because there aren't any Israelis where I live; I try to read books so that I don't forget the language. Israelis, tell a little about yourselves!
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"To be stupid, selfish, and have a good health are the three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."
-Gustave Flaubert