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English cu (informal abbreviation of see you) and Portuguese cu ('ass, arse, buttocks').

Not sure if it counts but...

The word "Salvage" in Philippine English means "To Assassinate", and has no context related to "Salvation".. Or "Uncultured".

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Maybe it's influenced by Spanish salvaje ('wild, savage')?

German Frau ('woman') and Catalan frau ('fraud') Pronounced as closely as phonetics allows.

English pedo (short for pedophile) and Spanish pedo ('fart', noun).

English peer and Spanish peer ('to fart').

If a Spanish speaker inadvertently addresses in Spanish a French speaker who doesn't know the former language, a rather likely answer is, "Je ne comprends pas" ('I don't understand'), which, in turn, will sound much like, "Yo no compro pan" ('I don't buy bread').

Esperanto farti ('to fare'), German Fahrt ('ride' or 'journey'), Portuguese farto ('full, fed up') and English fart. The Esperanto and German words are actually related to English fare.

In the same vein, German Ausfahrt ('exit', for vehicles, such as to leave a highway) can be thought of as fart off.

English sucker and Esperanto suker’ (apocopic form of sukero, ‘sugar’).

Esperanto havato (‘something someone has’) and Spanish jabato (‘wild piglet’).

Q. – What does it take to turn a screen saver into a screen saber?

A. – Spanish-language automatic spelling correction, like the one enabled by default in a certain well-known office suite I shan’t name here. It will assume you’re typing in Spanish and misspelling the infinitive saber (‘to know’ as in ‘to have knowledge’, not ‘to be acquainted with’) as saver, since v is pronounced the same as b in Spanish. It will silently make the correction and let you despair later when your seeming inability to tell a saver from a sabre catches up with you.

German danke (‘thanks, thank you’) and Esperanto danke (‘thankfully’). The latter does come from the former, but -e is the Esperanto adverbial ending. Nouns in their unmarked (nominative singular) form end in -o, so the noun meaning ‘thanks, gratitude’ is danko. To thank someone, you use the accusative singular, dankon, understood as the direct object of a longer, implied sentence like Mi donas dankon al vi (‘I give thanks to you’).

Swedish word farsa(spoken language /slang) which means dad or daddy and Finnish word varsa which means foal. Former is though pronounces with long a - vowel.

Esperanto helado (‘continued brightness’) and Spanish helado (‘icy’ or ‘frozen’ as an adjective; ‘ice cream’ as a noun). Pronounced the same, except the h is silent in Spanish, but not in Esperanto.

Esperanto lumi (‘to shine’) and Spanish lumi (slang for ‘prostitute’). Pronounced the same.

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By the way, farsa means ‘farce’ in Spanish and Portuguese, and ‘farcical’ in Esperanto (-a is the Esperanto adjectival ending; the noun for ‘farce’ is farso).