Don't be silly, everyone knows autism was caused by Vulcans. They got fed up with stupid emotional humans who had no logic, and created a virus that they beamed down from outer space (to avoid detection and breaking the prime directive) into the labs of thousands of doctors, who then injected people with the virus, thinking it was a syringe of vaccine, thereby mutating people and giving them more Vulcan features; lack of emotion and a superior sense of logic. That's why everyone thinks it's the vaccines, but it's not... it's the Vulcans!
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"Survival is insufficient" - Seven of Nine
Diagnosed with ASD level 1 on the 10th of April, 2014
Rediagnosed with ASD level 2 on the 4th of May, 2019
Thanks to Olympiadis for my fantastic avatar!