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14 Nov 2020, 8:59 pm

It's so hot I could take one of my vests off.


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14 Nov 2020, 9:01 pm

"Up" said the down as it went left.


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14 Nov 2020, 9:04 pm

Milktalk wrote:
"Up" said the down as it went left.
Right.


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14 Nov 2020, 9:05 pm

Tick said the clock as it looked at the time.


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14 Nov 2020, 9:09 pm

It is so cold that even the ice is frozen!


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14 Nov 2020, 9:10 pm

It's so cold that it's not even hot - at all!


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16 Nov 2020, 12:21 pm

Her neck was so big they couldn't find it.

She had so many fingers she didnt know what to do! :lol:


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16 Nov 2020, 1:56 pm

We are all human said the boiled rice to the fried rice as it ate its breakfast.


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16 Nov 2020, 1:57 pm

Crisps thought the potato as it laughed to itself. :P


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17 Nov 2020, 11:59 am

What's wrong with this sponge? asked the girl as she washed her car with a brick.


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17 Nov 2020, 12:41 pm

What do you think I am? Stupid? said the man as he stapled his eyebrows to a biscuit. :lol:


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17 Nov 2020, 12:42 pm

I said lots of funny sayings though I don't remember what I said. Milktalk remembers them. He has a good memory.


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17 Nov 2020, 12:46 pm

"Flip, flop, flip, flop" said the flipflops as they walked on the sand. :)


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20 Nov 2020, 12:17 pm

"Sorry crisp" said the man as he ate it. :mrgreen:


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23 Nov 2020, 9:41 pm

"Wait!" said the snail as it ran after the bus.


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03 Dec 2020, 9:25 pm

"Cup" asked the spoon as it wanted to stir.


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