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04 Dec 2020, 6:13 am

"The wheels on the bus go round and round..." said the bus driver as he sat on the swing.


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04 Dec 2020, 6:40 am

[not directed to anybody here, but definitely at the people in the white house now] - make like a tree and go take a flying @#$% at a rolling donut.



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07 Dec 2020, 7:56 pm

So thirsty I could drink the cup.


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07 Dec 2020, 8:13 pm

~~~~~~~~. GREEN ~~~~~~~


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07 Dec 2020, 8:25 pm

Jakki wrote:
~~~~~~~~. GREEN ~~~~~~~


lol.
So cold we ate ice cream to warm up.


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07 Dec 2020, 8:43 pm

The car cost so much I had to let the air out the tyres so I could get a discount.



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07 Dec 2020, 9:03 pm

Me: "Do you think its strange to talk to yourself?"
Me:" No".


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07 Dec 2020, 9:12 pm

"One ambidextrous glove please" said the man as he saw the shopkeeper.



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07 Dec 2020, 11:46 pm

icecream. doyouscream?



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08 Dec 2020, 11:30 am

We all scream for ice cream.


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08 Dec 2020, 11:34 am

even in winter, but in the cold months i like lukewarm ice cream.



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08 Dec 2020, 11:52 am

One pizza please. No cheese.



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08 Dec 2020, 12:49 pm

One peas pizza please ,, no more. No less just one .


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08 Dec 2020, 1:07 pm

i want me one o' them scotland pizza hut smoked salmon pizzas. :chef:



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10 Dec 2020, 3:53 am

"Gobble gobble" said the turkish delight as it sat on the shelf. :P


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10 Dec 2020, 6:21 am

"Hello" said the car as it saw a man. "Beep, beep!" said the man. :joker:


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