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11 Feb 2018, 4:16 pm

The cat made pee-pee on it!



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01 Mar 2018, 9:57 pm

I couldn't do homework, I was away on vacation! Oh, I should've done it during vacation? Well, uh, well, uh, I was on an airplane, with the homework you see, and it kinda sorta flew out the window while I was sleeping. Oh oh how did the window open? Well you told me to keep dreaming the last time I forgot my homework.



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01 Mar 2018, 10:27 pm

I completely ran out of kindling, and my hatchet broke. So I had to use my homework, as well as all of the paper I would've used for the rest of my homework this year to start the fire in my wood stove...



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02 Mar 2018, 6:02 am

Don't worry. I dropped it off at the post office. It will arrive.


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02 Mar 2018, 8:34 am

I was too busy catching shiny Pokemon! :D


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02 Mar 2018, 10:50 am

I did it, but a writer buddy of mine borrowed it as inspiration for his next best seller.


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02 Mar 2018, 4:35 pm

I wanted to research my homework topic, but got distracted watching cute cat videos!



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03 Mar 2018, 12:30 pm

You want the homework? Professor, I think we both know what you really want.
I am the homework, professor. Take me home and do me. Do me all night long.



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04 Mar 2018, 6:42 am

I couldn't do my homework because I was too busy saving the world! How could I do my homework if everything was taken over by the evil genius?


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04 Mar 2018, 7:11 pm

Got distracted again, this time by videos of Denis Istomin!



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05 Mar 2018, 5:30 am

Homework? We don't have homework where I come from. . .


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06 Mar 2018, 10:22 am

That Darn Cat (Video)-again!



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29 Mar 2018, 9:00 pm

The dog ate my homework.



Well, no one said this good old excuse yet.



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29 Mar 2018, 9:13 pm

What about solar flares? There must be at least an excuse involving solar flares!


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01 Apr 2018, 9:33 pm

I was so disgusted with the quality of my work that I shredded the paper and put it in the kitty litter box. The cat rejected it and peed on the floor. It was that horrible!



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01 Apr 2018, 10:18 pm

My parents took a look at my homework, didn’t like what I was doing, took it off my hands and started angrily telling me to do something which blatantly contradicted your instructions. I tried to reason with them to no avail. We argued, ever more enraged, for four hours. Finally, tired and red with ire, they went to bed and forced me to do the same, leaving the notebook torn into pieces on the floor of the living room.


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