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13 May 2013, 2:22 pm

"Our veal is delicious not only because we read it "Good Night, Moon" as they fall asleep, but also because we feed it muscle relaxers to prevent the toughening of that sweet tender meat."

or

"The best veal comes from hugs and drugs!"

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13 May 2013, 5:31 pm

Stomp out cockroaches!

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14 May 2013, 4:51 pm

"Smarties: They Make You Smarter!"

{Yes, a slogan for the candy known as Smarties.}

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15 May 2013, 3:37 pm

"Where unreasonable people can agree!"

{A slogan for a website where cynics can log on and bicker at each other.}

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15 May 2013, 6:13 pm

We have A-L-C-O-H-O-L & we're wasted

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02 Oct 2013, 2:34 pm

A few years ago I entered a competition to win a years supply of toilet paper.
The judges weren't impressed with my slogan, but I still think it was good:

Armed with *Andrex, bog & brush; you're sure to have one hot flush.

* Legal Requirement: Other brands are available.

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02 Oct 2013, 2:38 pm

"Anaheim - THE Original Mickey-Mouse City!"

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02 Oct 2013, 2:44 pm

"Troll them all and let the Mods sort them out."

I initially thought that this was an older saying, but the first hit on Google reveals... my post... this can't be right...

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02 Oct 2013, 3:04 pm

"Remember, you can't spell "Drake", without "AK"."

A slogan I came up with when I was playing Nathan Drake in Playstation All Stars. He has an AK-47 and it's frickin broken.

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13 Oct 2013, 4:47 pm

The Denver Broncos: "Mile High Excitement"

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17 Dec 2013, 2:58 pm

Cleveland:
Now with 40% fewer people!

Cleveland:
Come for the sports, because that's what we spend our tax money on!

Cleveland:
We haven't set a river on fire for over 40 years!

Cleveland:
We're not Detroit!

Cleveland:
We will have an IKEA some day!

East Cleveland:
Now with 65% less people!

East Cleveland:
It has been (152) days since our last serial killer!

East Cleveland:
Don't worry, our leaders don't actually live here!

East Cleveland:
We have an exemption from following the state constitution!

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17 Dec 2013, 8:52 pm

Chicago Bears - "Have a Beary Good Time!"

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18 Dec 2013, 9:17 am

For an art supplies store:

"Art lets you express your soul, your deepest thoughts, your ideas that words cannot describe. Let's just hope that what you create isn't as cheesy as what I just said."

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19 Dec 2013, 6:04 pm

Eat Toast! And let slip the dogs of war...

Advert for toast.

Alternately

Eat Toast! For tomorrow we die...

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19 Dec 2013, 6:51 pm

Cheese - The authentic taste of dried up old milk.

Advert for cheese

Alternately

Cheese - Made for you, by cows and bacteria.

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21 Dec 2013, 10:20 pm

"Pepto-Bismol: Because You Never Know For Sure."

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