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WHAT IS DRAGON QUEST, ANYWAY?!

^IT IS A FANTASY RPG VIDEO GAME FRANCHISE CREATED BY ENIX [LATER SQUARESOFT, THE DEVELOPERS OF FINAL FANTASY, MERGED WITH ENIX TO CREATE SQUARE ENIX], AND EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER SEEMS TO PLAY DRAGON QUEST IN JAPAN.

^^IS V AS GOOD AS PEOPLE SAY IT IS?
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE TEAM FOR IX? MINE IS THREE GLADIATORS AND A SAGE.

LET ME GUESS! IT HAS DRAGONS IN IT?!

^SOMETIMES, BUT NOT AS MUCH AS YOU MIGHT THINK.

I'M DEBATING WHETHER OR NOT I SHOULD GET POKEMON X. ON ONE HAND IT LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF FUN AND I LIKE THE VARIETY OF OBTAINABLE POKEMON IN THE GAME, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I HAVE HEARD MIXED REVIEWS ABOUT IT. OPINIONS?

^IT'S ONE OF MY FAVOURITE GAMES. MY ADVICE IS NOT TO READ THE REVIEWS, BUT PLAY IT AND SEE IF YOU LIKE IT. IF YOU DO NOT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GIVE IT AWAY.

THANKS KURA! AS A FELLOW POKEMON CONNOISSEUR, I TRUST YOUR OPINION COMPLETELY. SO IT'S SETTLED THEN - NEXT PAYDAY I SHALL ACQUIRE POKEMON X! I'M EXCITED NOW!

YOU'RE WELCOME! WHICH STARTER WILL YOU CHOOSE?

BY FAR, MY FAVOURITE POKEMON GAME IS EXPLORERS OF SKY. I'VE PLAYED IT SO MANY TIMES, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT EACH BIT OF DIALOGUE IS ABOUT AND HOW TO GET THE BEST LOOT.

I'M HAVING A DIFFICULT TIME CHOOSING BETWEEN FROAKIE AND FENNEKIN. MAYBE I WILL JUST USE THE POKEMON BANK AND HAVE BOTH ON MY TEAM.

ANOTHER GAME I WANT TO PLAY IS SUPER SMASH BROS. I GREATLY ENJOY GAMES THAT DON'T INVOLVE A LOT OF COMMITMENT BECAUSE MY ATTENTION SPAN IS VERY SHORT. MAYBE IT WOULD BE BETTER FOR ME TO PLAY THAT INSTEAD OF ANOTHER POKEMON GAME. TRUTH BE TOLD I HAVEN'T COMPLETED A SINGLE POKEMON GAME SINCE I WAS A KID, EVEN THOUGH I'VE AT LEAST TRIED GAMES FROM EVERY GENERATION.

OOH, SMASH BROS. IS EPIC! I HAVE BRAWL FOR THE WII AND 4 FOR THE 3DS. I ALWAYS PLAY AS CLOUD STRIFE.

I HAVE ROUGHLY TWENTY GAMES, AND HERE'S THE LISTS:

COMPLETED:
POKEMON PEARL
DRAGON QUEST IX
POKEMON EXPLORERS OF SKY
RADIANT HISTORIA
POKEMON X
CASTLEVANIA SYMPHONY OF THE NIGHT
FIRE EMBLEM FATES CONQUEST

NOT COMPLETED:
FINAL FANTASY CURTAIN CALL [if that one even counts, since it's a music game]
RUNE FACTORY 4
TALES OF THE ABYSS
FIRE EMBLEM FATES BIRTHRIGHT AND REVELATION
POKEMON MOON [I haven't finished the post game stuff]
DRAGON QUEST VIII
FIRE EMBLEM ECHOES
FINAL FANTASY VI
FINAL FANTASY VII
FINAL FANTASY IX
OKAMI
THE LAST STORY

I'M HAPPY YOU LIKE SMASH BROS. TOO. I DON'T KNOW WHO I'M GOING TO MAIN THOUGH. I NEED TO TRY OUT DIFFERENT CHARACTERS' PLAY STYLES AND SEE WHICH ONE SUITS ME BEST. I HOPE I'M GOOD WITH PRINCESS PEACH, PRINCESS ZELDA, AND/OR ONE OF THE POKEMON.

FUN FACT: THE LONGEST WORK OF FICTION EVER WRITTEN IS A SMASH BROS. FANFIC - IT'S CURRENTLY OVER A MILLION WORDS LONG - LITERALLY, NOT FIGURATIVELY! AND THE AUTHOR IS STILL WORKING ON IT!

FOR ME, IT'S A THREE WAY BRAWL [HA!] OF CLOUD, ZERO SUIT SAMUS, AND EITHER ZELDA IN BRAWL OR ROBIN IN 4.

HOLY SASHIMI! THAT'S INSANE!

ACCORDING TO THE REPORTS:
Clannad : ~1.29 million English words
The entire Harry Potter Series: ~1 million

OOPS, WHEN I SAID A MILLION WORDS, I WAS LOWBALLING IT. I JUST LOOKED UP THE FANFIC AND THESE ARE ITS STATS:

Title: "The Subspace Emissary's Worlds Conquest"
Author: AuraChannelerChris
Word count: 4,061,129

I WONDER HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE TO READ?

OH, YEAH, MARTH. I CANNOT FORGET HIM; I ACTUALLY BEAT MY FRIEND WHILE PLAYING AS HIM, THANKS TO COUNTER.