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In this thread, we pretend we have smoked too much weed. I'll start.

Whoa dude. What if we are all ... like ... the same person and we don't know it yet because we haven't achieved a higher state of consciousness. Like ... what if we all share the same consciousness? Wouldn't that be cool?

What if everything is ... a circle?

What if all humans are secretly Cheesestrings and we all come from the same Cheesestring factory? What do you think it looks like?

Maybe our ego and our sense of self is from pixie dust.

What if we are all pencils and school is a pencil sharpener?

It makes us sharper, but it also takes off a chunk of who we are ... and then people use us for writing just so they can sharpen us again. The graphite is our soul.

What if our bodies are made of cheese and our blood is milk?

Oh crap! That means our entire world isn't vegan! I'm going mad from the revelation maaaan!

missiles.

What if the moon is a head ... and the earth is feet ... and we are just mold on the feet?

How do we know the moon came out of the earth? Maybe the earth came out of the moon. The men in the scientific community just hate the moon because it is a holy symbol of feminine power.

#scienceisatoolofthepatriarchy

Whoa. What if Steve from Blue's Clues is actually PeeWee Herman's long lost son?

What if we are all trees and we don't know it yet? What if trees are just people who have ascended to a higher state of being and can survive entirely on the milk of Mother Gaia?

In that case, we all need to smoke weed so that we can reach a higher state of consciousness. That way, we gain gain roots and live off the milk of Gaia. That way, we will never need to eat food again.

Eating food is literally genocide. I learned that from watching Sausage Party.

#plantrights

What if the whole world is a big tree and we can't see it with our mortal eyes because there is fluoride in the tap water?

What if heaven is a place where there are rivers of Mountain Dew and Doritos grow on trees?

What if Walt Disney is secretly a Fruit Roll-Up?

What if cows want us to eat them because they hate life?

What if farm animals are just being punished for their sins?

What if my hair is secretly a forest of tiny trees and I cause deforestation whenever I cut my hair?

If hair is above your brain, does that mean bearded men have a second brain in their chin?

Maybe we could solve the world's energy crisis by converting love into fuel.

If some cats are male, why do all cats look feminine? Maybe male cats are actually dogs.

Why do we constantly make sweeping generalisations about triangles? Like ... why do we insist that every triangle has to have three sides? Why can't we let triangles decide how many sides they have?

What if God is a black hole? Doesn't this mean that the Sun is the Devil? They're both fiery hot I suppose.

I just realised that clothes are just shoes for you body. Like ... shoes cover your feet right? Well ... clothes cover your body. This means that clothes are just shoes for your body! ... or did I just blow your mind?

What if cardboard comes into existence when two pieces of paper love each other and have a baby?

What if my computer is alive and I hurt it any time I type?

What would my imagination look like if it was in a Word Document?

What if air is just made of love? Global warming exists because people hate one another maaaaan.

What if a hurricane is just a big toilet?

What if quantum foam is ... like ... a personal reflection of ourselves ... and ... our ancestors? What if we ... can ... like ... explain quantum foam by ... like ... becoming one with the universe and accepting our own human frailty?

What if we are ... like ... always asleep and being awake is just sleepwalking?

Dude ... what if ... like ... our soul is ... cookie dough ... and God is a baker or something?

What if we can find the meaning of life by typing commas?

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