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I had the window open and it as so windy out, the paper flew outside and I couldn't catch it. The wind carried it away! Honest! (Fingers crossed)

I was typing so much, so fast that my typewriter caught on fire. I was using the typewriter because the computer ran away to India in protest of the workload.

My skunk sprayed on it; do you want the classroom to stink like rotten spaghetti sauce?

My turtle ran off with it

The hare took the homework from the tortoise, who was keeping it safe for me.

So that was what the race was all about!

I didn't have time to do my homework because I was too busy thinking of a reason as to why I haven't done it.

After the skunk sprayed it, the cat joined in!

No can do. I won a golden ticket to tour Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory.

I won a trip to the Davis Cup to watch Denis Istomin compete.

Because I love my teacher so much that I didn't want to inconvenience them by making their red pen run out of ink!

No can do. Sunday is football day.

Sorry, but I am a fireman. We got a call about a cat caught in a tree. Why did it take so long? The call was from Sydney, Australia.

I didn’t do my homework because a dog tore it into pieces.

After the dog tore it to pieces, the cat wet on the torn pieces.

I was doing a report on Uzbekistan and had to fly all the way to Tashkent to get information, a long flight and was I tired!