Corrupt A Wish

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31 Aug 2007, 3:51 pm

Granted, but the the camera shows bad things happening to whoever it takes pictures of...which happens 5 seconds after the picture is taken. And then the pictures all have viruses which screw up your computer for life.

I wish I could leave the group home.

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31 Aug 2007, 3:55 pm

Granted.
But you wind up in another group home!

I wish my mom & older sister, both NTs would stop embarassing me in public!

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06 Sep 2007, 3:02 pm

granted but now they embarass you in public

I wish I was a brilliant public speaker

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06 Sep 2007, 4:37 pm

Granted, but you are subjected to a crippling slander campaign.

I wish that I could charm anyone to like me instantly.

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06 Sep 2007, 6:49 pm

Granted, but you are now so charming every male you now meet hits on you and it will plague you for the rest of your life.

I wish I had 162 billion dollars

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07 Sep 2007, 1:08 am

Granted! But it's all counterfeit.

I wish that your next wish is equally corrupted. :lol:

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07 Sep 2007, 2:54 am

Granted, but his next wish was for you to be happy.

I wish I understood why people do things the way that they do.

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07 Sep 2007, 3:41 am

nobodyzdream wrote:

Granted, but his next wish was for you to be happy.

The only thing that would make me happy is if all the Jehovah's Witnesses packed up and moved out of Oregon.

nobodyzdream wrote:

I wish I understood why people do things the way that they do.

Granted! But then people would start bugging you for all the answers to everything.

I wish for. . .I don't know. I'll have to think about it.

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07 Sep 2007, 10:24 am

Granted.
You never know anything and are in a state of perpetual thinking until your head asplodes.

I wish for a pet mouse.

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07 Sep 2007, 10:32 am

alexbeetle wrote:

Granted.
You never know anything and are in a state of perpetual thinking until your head asplodes.

I'm still thinking about it. . .wait a second. Somethings coming in. Almost there. . .Ah! I wish for Mint condition dvds of every anime on the market.

alexbeetle wrote:

I wish for a pet mouse.

Granted! But he mistakes you for cheese and begins biting you.

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07 Sep 2007, 11:15 am

whiteskunk wrote:

I'm still thinking about it. . .wait a second. Somethings coming in. Almost there. . .Ah! I wish for Mint condition dvds of every anime on the market.

Granted, but you do not have and can never have a dvd player.

I wish for an endless supply of cheese for my mouse.

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07 Sep 2007, 11:22 am

Granted, but the cheese is Vieux Boulogne.

I wish for peace and harmony between humans and with the environment.

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07 Sep 2007, 11:38 am

Granted, but everybody has to die for it to actually be accomplished.

I wish I could sleep well at night.

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07 Sep 2007, 11:40 am

Granted, but you sleep all day as well.

I wish I had a dragon.

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07 Sep 2007, 1:14 pm

granted but it eats you

I wish for a bowl of custard

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07 Sep 2007, 1:30 pm

Granted, but the label on the jar was misspelled with the letter 'M' instead of 'C'.

I want to never have back pain again.

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